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Yeah have to agree with the consensus here...

I know a girl that was 5'4 140 and I would consider her chubby. Not completely unboneable, but something you'd definitely need to be drunk for... and 5'5 150 is a little bit more than that (assuming she told the truth).

So, no harm in checking it out... just be prepared for the possible outcome.
 

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Ok now that I think about it, for a girl that short, its probably on the heavy set side. The only girl that I ever got to tell me her weight was 160 and she was 5'10 to 6' feet tall. She wasn't thin but she wasn't fat. So losing 5-7" is a lot and that weight has to go somewhere.
 

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Centaurion said:
These are her measurements :

Height : 5'5 (165 cm)
Weight 150 lbs (69 kg)
Boobs 80F :)
does anyone mind if i explain bras to everyone that is wondering?
most women do not even know their true bra size, they go try one on themselves and they think something fits and sometimes it is way too big or way too small.
example: if you see half a t!tty hanging out, the cup is WAY too small.

ok so lets first talk about the band going around the bra that you clasp to keep it on.
that is where the number comes from.
most gals who are not overweight are wearing bras like 34 and 36.
that is what most stores carry in stock.
this particular girl is a 80. that would be the same as taking two 36 bras and clasping them together on one side and it still being way too small in band length.

ok since we established that, now lets talk about cup size...that is the letters.
this is the amount of boob that protrudes from a gal's chest. the more it protrudes, the bigger the letter.
most stores carry stock of cups that are a, b , c , d, and dd.


so now let me tell you some more bra things:
most stores such as walmart only carry 32a, b 34 a b c 36 b c d dd 38 c d dd
so a lady who is in need of anything bigger or smaller must search for someone who carries her size, mostly special ordered from the uk.
this costs alot more than you would expect.
i personally have to drive 6 hours to a place to buy bras that fit me properly.
i am a 32 ddd or 30 e. bras cost about 70 bucks.
why? because only one maker (has has 2 name brands) will make bras with small straps and big cups.
that particular store carries bras all the way up to 58 k.

so that leaves me wondering, where is this gal buying an 80f, if no one carries more than a 58?

that must be as hard as buying a man's shoe in the size of shaquille o'neal
in a 21eee!!!!
 

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You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

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I live in Europe, different bra sizes. 80F is the equivalent to NA 36F (as Purple Haze stated).

I'm meeting her in 2 hours.
 

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Centaurion said:
I live in Europe, different bra sizes. 80F is the equivalent to NA 36F (as Purple Haze stated).

I'm meeting her in 2 hours.
http://www.breasttalk.co.uk/size_charts.asp
see, bras are so confusing in other countries!
a uk size 36 = us size 36 = europe size 80
and here i thought the uk was the same as europe!!

so her size is like a uk 36 e or a usa 36ddd based on that chart

which i find highly confusing because she weighs 50 lbs more than i do and is just going to have a bra that is 4 inches larger in the band than mine but around the same cup size.
that just doesn't seem to make sense.

http://www.jennycraig.com/etools/yourstyle/?&gclid=CPuhh8mDxJICFSE0kgodJRYdYw
jenny craig says 5'5 150lbs is overweight. however 5'5 120 lbs would be healthy weight, so she isn't overweight by much, i guess that answers that.
 

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so her size is like a uk 36 e or a usa 36ddd based on that chart

which i find highly confusing because she weighs 50 lbs more than i do and is just going to have a bra that is 4 inches larger in the band than mine but around the same cup size.
that just doesn't seem to make sense.


What doesn't make sense about that?
 

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penkitten said:
jenny craig says 5'5 150lbs is overweight. however 5'5 120 lbs would be healthy weight, so she isn't overweight by much, i guess that answers that.
IMO 30 pounds is a considerable amount to be overweight if your only suppose to weigh 120, thats 25% overweight.
 

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penkitten said:
50 lbs only = 4 inches ?
that is what doesn't make sense.
Are you saying that she should have a higher band measurement because she is so much larger than you?
 

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penkitten said:
... http://www.jennycraig.com/etools/yourstyle/?&gclid=CPuhh8mDxJICFSE0kgodJRYdYw
jenny craig says 5'5 150lbs is overweight. however 5'5 120 lbs would be healthy weight, so she isn't overweight by much, i guess that answers that.
A picture is worth a thousand words. Here's a woman holding 5-pounds of fat. Remember, fat is distributed throughout your body and it does pool in certain places. So picture taking six of these loaves and destributing it around the frame of someone who is 5'5 and 120lbs or about 9st (54kg).

http://mtdh.ruralinstitute.umt.edu/images/Bernice.jpg
 

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Centaurion said:
I live in Europe, different bra sizes. 80F is the equivalent to NA 36F (as Purple Haze stated).

I'm meeting her in 2 hours.
Soooooooooo......... How did it go? :whistle:
 

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I came. I saw. I shagged.

Met her and her friend at a club. Hit it off immediately with her smoking hot friend, not so much with her, but I didn't let that show. Divided my attention between the two of them, with emphasis on the chubby chick. Drank a lot. Danced. Drank a little more. I was ****y all the time, steered the question into sex, and then threesomes. Danced some more. Drank some more. Ended up bringing those two home.

All in all it was good night. She was kinda chubby, but had HUGE tits. It was totally insane. Man, I played with those tits all night long.
 

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Hold up, wait a minute! Did anybody catch this?

Centaurion said:
Weight 150 lbs (69 kg)
Boobs 80F :)
Centaurion said:
I live in Europe, different bra sizes. 80F is the equivalent to NA 36F (as Purple Haze stated).
penkitten said:
i am a 32 ddd or 30 e. bras cost about 70 bucks.
penkitten said:
which i find highly confusing because she weighs 50 lbs more than i do and is just going to have a bra that is 4 inches larger in the band than mine but around the same cup size.
Centaurion's girl is 150 lbs and a 36F. Thats very large breasts for a heavyish girl (heavier than I am). But wait a second, penkitten says that she is 32 DDD or 30 E and that she weighs 50 lbs less than the other girl. In other words penkitten is 100 lbs with 32 DDD breasts :crazy:

Am I the only one that noticed this?

(BTW I found this thread because I was doing a search on different topic)
 

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Maxtro said:
Am I the only one that noticed this?
i actually weigh 112 now because i gained 12 pounds and i eat alot of junk.
hopefully those sweating to the oldies dvds will pay off soon...
 

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Yup better start sweating, Richard knows you can do it :p

Heh I feel like a defective, trying to figure out the puzzle that is penkitten. Being 100 lbs and now 112 that is still light for the average woman. I was thinking anorexic but thats not because possible the breasts couldn't be that large. So my conclusion is that penkitten is 3 feet tall :D
 
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