"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ProDJ26

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hi all and happy new year (I haven't been on) but I'm gonna make this short. So apparently my car is being towed away from the apartment complex at 9:00 am tomorrow. I live in Michigan and we had horrible weather this winter. The thing broke down (96 contour) last december and I'm extremely low on resources. Do any of you guys have any ideas before they tow my only means of transportation? Any advice would greatly be appreciated...
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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ProDJ26

hi all and happy new year (I haven't been on) but I'm gonna make this short. So apparently my car is being towed away from the apartment complex at 9:00 am tomorrow. I live in Michigan and we had horrible weather this winter. The thing broke down (96 contour) last december and I'm extremely low on resources. Do any of you guys have any ideas before they tow my only means of transportation? Any advice would greatly be appreciated...

So the car doesn't start at all? Are they towing it to a repair shop or why is it being towed? If you are low on resources and don't have a means for transportation, I guess MTA is your best friend now :D .

Also I'm not sure because you said you were low on resources, but there are policies out there you can get where they will give you a rental car while your car is being repaired. Because your car is 15 years old that might not be available.

Where do you work? Its obviously time for a career upgrade.
 

ProDJ26

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Nope the car doesn't start (maybe battery?) I was working in sales before being laid off.
What's MTA?
 
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