"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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need help ASAP!!!

dip

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ok so i was playing ball a few weeks ago and i got elbowed in the eye really hard...i was seeing a darkish shadow over my eye so i went to an eye doctor at wallmart and she told me to go to an emergency room cuz i might have retinal detachment and i could go blind

so i went to the hospital and payed a 50 dollar emergency room copay and now i get a freakin 900 dollar rejection letter from my insurance company...they refused the payment because "i am not a prudent layperson" i have no idea what that means and i have no income im a full time student...anyone have any experience dealing with this?? wth do i do!??
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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your school may have resources for this matter. Mines does for dealing with legal stuff. Find a lawyer who speacelizes in heath insurance stuff. Do it fast.
 
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