"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Mystery's "we won't get along" line

Hatsuharu

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I was discussing music tastes with this girl and she mentioned some band that I listen to. I said:

me: "blahblah....but it looks like we have way too much in common. This sucks, because we'd get too bored of each other." *smiles*
her: "We wont. I'm odd and I have strange quirks, too." *laughs*

I was wondering what would be a good (preferably funny) response if the girl plays along to the we wont get along line. I couldn't think of anything on the spot so I just laughed and continued on with the convo.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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lYlasTer

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Hatsuharu said:
I was discussing music tastes with this girl and she mentioned some band that I listen to. I said:

me: "blahblah....but it looks like we have way too much in common. This sucks, because we'd get too bored of each other." *smiles*
her: "We wont. I'm odd and I have strange quirks, too." *laughs*

I was wondering what would be a good (preferably funny) response if the girl plays along to the we wont get along line. I couldn't think of anything on the spot so I just laughed and continued on with the convo.
Convos like that happen a lot with me, for some reason every girl thinks they're "weird" "unique" or "different"

Anyways I'd go

me: *points at a random guy in the room, preferable a strange looking one* Hey that guy looks as weird as you. You guys would make a cute couple. Come on I'll introduce you two

If you do this right. You'll grab her, she'll start resisting and laughing, Kino++
 

Permission

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You say "That's even worse, you're a weirdo".
And then poke her jokingly.
Then escalate kino.
Attraction, Comfort, Seduction.
then Neg.
Entertain.
then Takeaway.
Kino her again.
Venue change.
Phase Shift.
Then go through LMR w/ another takeaway.
Kino.
F-close.

The end.
 

The Truth

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This is the prob with rehearsed material. When it doesn't go as planned, you're left with nothing!

Just learn how to hold natural conversations and drop all this bullsh*t!
 
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