"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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My quest and field report for turning my ex gf into a fvck buddy!

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fuzzx said:
OOoooooh Eaglez, I can't wait till I see you on Maury Provich waiting to be tested with 9 other fools.

FB's are not your friends.

What the hell happened to looking for a good quality woman to have a relationship with? No wonder women are so fvcked up today. What are you teaching her about men? What are you gaining from this? Won't it be hilarious when you find out shes pregnant with your baby? It'll be even funnier when you are trying to explain the concept of a fvck buddy to a little person who wants to call someone 'daddy'.

I swear to god north american values are taking a nose dive.
Haha, what the ****? This has to be a joke.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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fuzzx said:
OOoooooh Eaglez, I can't wait till I see you on Maury Provich waiting to be tested with 9 other fools.

FB's are not your friends.

What the hell happened to looking for a good quality woman to have a relationship with? No wonder women are so fvcked up today. What are you teaching her about men? What are you gaining from this? Won't it be hilarious when you find out shes pregnant with your baby? It'll be even funnier when you are trying to explain the concept of a fvck buddy to a little person who wants to call someone 'daddy'.

I swear to god north american values are taking a nose dive.
Lol dont be jealous just cuz you've never had a FB. Maybe I dont want a good quality woman to have a relationship with, maybe I just enjoy getting laid while still getting with other girls, rather than have to be tied down to one girl. And its not north american values taking a nose dive; its just that society's "social morals" have clouded your judgment to the point where you dont realize that there are SO MANY situations just like mine (two fvck buddies) all over the world, and to the point where you think it is morally wrong for two people to have sex with no strings attached. Im not the fool, your the one that needs to open your eyes.
 

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That, and good quality women dont exist anyways. My ex and I have been on and off FB's for FOUR years and counting. I had another ex who I would bang every couple months for a year, till she found a BF and had a kid. We're still friends. Just because the relationship didnt work, doesnt mean you cant have sex anymore.
 

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^exactly.
 
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