My neighbors are fiefs

[backseatjuan]

Picture this: above my place, and it's a mountain, so literally above, is a children's playground and near it are my neighbors. Everyone has as5h0le neighbors, I am no exceptions. My as5h0le neighbors are fiefs, they still sht from their neighbors, apples, pears, and other sht, I had a real nice claw hammer stolen this year, and this is from under CCTV cameras, they go around them. Children from playground throw rocks onto my property. Playground was build by my as5h0le neighbors. I warned once, and 2nd time I took the swing off and took it with me, btch neighbor, mother of c0ck sucker had to come and cry so that I would give it back. Honestly boys, I could go there at night during a rain and thunder to cover me and take both swings off and pour oil onto the rest of amenities and not only that, I could burn down the steel with termite in less than a minute and then go smile and say it wasn't me. That's hard though and there is no reason for me doing that. Fck, even though I'm evil I'm not that bad. I was planning just buying a stereo and setting it outside under some hidden cameras and then just wait until it gets stolen and call police. This is called taking off the road, the dude going to prison for about 3 years since he already was there for stealing wheels, and that's exactly what I'm going to do like no matter what, I'm set on it, I'm going to take the btch off the road no matter what. Either this btch or his father, they both worth each other equally, both are fiefs, and not like the mafia type, they just steal sht from their neighbors.

So anyway, I'm walking past them tonight at 10 pm, coming home from my neighbor drunk and it's already a year since I don't take cold weapons with me. This dude, son of a fief yells at me, if you come to playground again I will mess your jaw up. All I say is good evening and continue walking while his mommy tells him it's ok son, children were throwing rocks at his property.

So naturally my ego a bit hurts, but at the same time I know I'm on top, so tell me, something lul. I don't know, explain the feeling of delight I'm feeling right now.