My Neg Hitting

[DJnoob]

Me and 2 other buddies were playing pool and 3 chicks walked in and chatted with them a little. I noticed 2 of them looked the same.. and assumed they were twins

me, "are you related by any chance.."

sister 1: "umm NOOO"
sister 2: "yes"
me: "Ok, so which one u is the clone" then smiled after

What improvements would you make

 

[Hunchback]

Call her a coke*****. Throw a drink on her, coz she's a ****ing coke***** and deserves it.

 

[nishbuk]

Don't think this really qualifies as a neg hit. Just a good humorous line.

 

[quest]

Originally posted by DJnoob
Me and 2 other buddies were playing pool and 3 chicks walked in and chatted with them a little. I noticed 2 of them looked the same.. and assumed they were twins

me, "are you related by any chance.."

sister 1: "umm NOOO"
sister 2: "yes"
me: "Ok, so which one u is the clone" then smiled after

What improvements would you make

next time try
"Ok, so which one of you is the clone"

or to steal from the simpsons.

"which on of you is the evil twin?"


But for an actual neg hit.

"Are you two brothers?"

OR to get one onside and one offside

"Taking you're brother out tonight?"

saving the best till last.

"You dykes are look-a-likes"

you can follow that up with "i'm a poet and i didn't even know it"

 

[safe]

Re: Re: My Neg Hitting

Originally posted by quest
for an actual neg hit.

"Are you two brothers?"

OR to get one onside and one offside

"Taking you're brother out tonight?"

saving the best till last.

"You dykes are look-a-likes"

you can follow that up with "i'm a poet and i didn't even know it"

They don’t sound like neg hits, more insults or C+F.

I liked the “okay, so which one of you is the clone” though. I’ll always re-run conversations where I could have said something better but it’s impossible to be quick everytime and deliver the perfect line. Who’s to say it wouldn’t be better to take the piss out of the sarcastic girl for saying “nooo”.


This is a neg hit that I overheard the other day, I kinda liked it.

Guy: what am I getting?
Girl: vodka and coke.
Guy: diet? (said seriously)
Girl: cheeky bastard

 

[BackToTheMack]

Hahahaha brothers i love it good work quest.

 

[quest]

Re: Re: Re: My Neg Hitting

Originally posted by safe
They don’t sound like neg hits, more insults or C+F.

I liked the “okay, so which one of you is the clone” though. I’ll always re-run conversations where I could have said something better but it’s impossible to be quick everytime and deliver the perfect line. Who’s to say it wouldn’t be better to take the piss out of the sarcastic girl for saying “nooo”.


This is a neg hit that I overheard the other day, I kinda liked it.

Guy: what am I getting?
Girl: vodka and coke.
Guy: diet? (said seriously)
Girl: cheeky bastard

Diet coke is a neg hit, and suggesting a girl looks like a boy isn't?

unless the girls have major issues with their appearance, they wouldn't take the brother line seriously. and if they did, why the hell would you want to hang out with them?

 

[quest]

Originally posted by BackToTheMack
Hahahaha brothers i love it good work quest.

you're aussie, of course you have a good sense of humor

 

[safe]

Re: Re: Re: Re: My Neg Hitting

Originally posted by quest
Diet coke is a neg hit, and suggesting a girl looks like a boy isn't?

unless the girls have major issues with their appearance, they wouldn't take the brother line seriously. and if they did, why the hell would you want to hang out with them?

Yes, offering someone if they want diet coke is implying they are overweight.

Using a line that is not expected to be taken seriously is funny, surely not a neg hit?

and i wasn't saying your replys weren't good, i liked them.

 

[quest]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: My Neg Hitting

Originally posted by safe
Yes, offering someone if they want diet coke is implying they are overweight.

Using a line that is not expected to be taken seriously is funny, surely not a neg hit?

and i wasn't saying your replys weren't good, i liked them.

perhaps you're quoting of the neg hit was wrong.

Guy: what am I getting?
Girl: vodka and coke.
Guy: diet? (said seriously)
Girl: cheeky bastard

sounds as though the guy is asking for a drink, is told he's having a vodka and coke, but suggests diet.

if he said that to the girl, then yeah, its pretty good, but probably closer to mean then what mine is (if she is infact over weight).

-also, mine weren't really ment for the field, just for a laugh on the net

 

[safe]

The guy was getting his girl a drink from the bar asking what she wanted. She was pretty fit so was a good neg hit.

i'll use the evil twin/sister one when i meet a couple of sisters in future

 

[quest]

just be warned, i ripped it off the simpsons, it might ring some bells and you may seem like a fraud. -you'll probably be fine

the coke one was good.

glad its all sorted. i need to sleep

 

[DJnoob]

Ok, well thats good to know I said an "OK" line at least.. they were pesrian/american chicks and looked cute i gave em an 8.

 

[DJnoob]

Originally posted by Soniq_red
I was talking to this group of girls, and they were talking about what they ate that day and it was alot. So one girl...

HBcutie: I'm so fat *She is not fat*
Me: Your not fat, sure you're bigger than some girls, but not fat.
HBgroup: HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Thats nice soniq! it wasnt an insult but it was funny. Nice one man. Thats a great example