My mom bought me a sudection book...

[Boricua_33015]

this is kind of strange. My mom bought me seduction book. Its called Maxim's guide to Women. My mom said "your gonna have a girlfreind one day and I think you need this." Well you know how people on this site say that parents usually give them the wrong information on how to treat women, well my mom actually is doing something right! I think its pathetic though that she had to buy this book, I think shez like trying to say that I need a girlfreind....

Has anyone read it? tell me if its good and if the advice in is good advice.

 

[CrzyBadBoyDJ]

AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Dude she probably saw you on this site and thought you were into this.

 

[MetalFortress]

ROTFLMAO

Hahahahah this is good stuff...

 

[wh01987]

haha

Ahahahahaha! Well maybe your mom is tired of you jerking off so she bought you this book to get laid.

 

[RawkinKaoticStyle]

maybe the chicks you DJ complain to your mom about how it can improve!

hhahaha naw jk

 

[sonick182]

I think its pathetic

YOu think she's pathetic or, YOU'RE pathetic? hahhahahaha just playin... thats funny story... HEY! You got a story there!!! NOw you can be funny

 

[neosynthetic]

That's kinda strange that she did that. But look on the bright side, now that your mom thinks you need help with seduction and all that... try to get an audio tape set or something. Check out fastseduction.com/store or get her to pay for Layguide membership.

 

[wh01987]

Layguide membership? lol

 

[RIchardo]

wow, at least you have a mom with the right idea. my mom *****ed at me to pay for EVERything including prom tickets for my last gf, when i was broke as **** and the gf had a job..... needless to say i didnt listen.

 

[Boricua_33015]

well me and my moms went to a Barnes and Noble bookestore today and we were looking around together and she saw the book "Women: Maxim's Unauthorized Guide". She look at me and pointed at the book and started laughing and said "im going to get you this one" and Im started laughing. She asked "what??" i said "no I dont need this, Ill learn how to seduce women through experience" and shes like "well your going to have a girlfreind one day and I dont want you to make the same mistakes other guys do so I think you need this". I just laughed because I thought this was funny as hell.

She was looking through it and said "look, it even says not to push the girl to swallow, because you know how guys push the girls to swallow, dont ever push the girl to swallow" and I looked at her and just busted out laughing, I couldnt beleive what I was hearing. I said "Mom.... (hesitant) forget it, you can buy me the book, Ill look over it".

I also got these 2 other books. One called Hidden Power: How to Unleash The Power of Your Subconscious Mind" and "Astral Dynamics: A New Look on Out of Body Experiences " because Im interested in that kind of stuff.

 

[CrzyBadBoyDJ]

Well dude. Hook me up with your moms phone number!

 

[wh01987]

MILF MILF MILF MILF ....

 

[Small time PImp]

shiot man at least ur mom know's what's up...

the other day my mom was joking on me for not having a girlfriend last for more than a week...and my sister thinks i'm some kidna man-*****....

oh well they just don't know

 

[REDblueOI]

All my mom ever does is ****block me...

 

[Brazilian_Blues_Boy]

My mom gave me How to Succeed with Women !!

 

[Crotch Sniffer]

Originally posted by REDblueOI
All my mom ever does is ****block me...

LMFAO!!

My mom does that too, she will whip out baby pictures and just blows up my spot with the most embarasing stories of my childhood. She is totally nuts and I have learned not to bring girls home when she is around, but still...I love my momma.

 

[Boricua_33015]

no man dont be sayin **** like that thats my mom.

 

[drixsa]

what advice does the book give??

if it is anything like the magizine, then only thing worth reading are the centerfolds

 

[Lost]

ah you suck ;p... my mom has always been like anti women up until lately ;p (not saying shes pro women now but..)

^^ meaning she didnt want me to go out with girls.

 

[Boricua_33015]

i dont know I havent really read it but the book is compiled by master pick up artists, sex doctors, the people who write maxim and a bunch of other people.
if I get any good advice from it that hasnt been posted on herer Ill make a thread about it.