"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

My keys to the back door

torqueboxer

Don Juan
Joined
Sep 2, 2003
Messages
95
Reaction score
0
Age
47
Location
Pittsburgh
Im sure alot of you guys have entered through "the back door" before but I thought I might list a few of the methods that have gotten me in there before. Feel free to add your own Ideas.

1. Only attempt with a very adventurous girl or one that you already have a good sexual history with.

2. The best time to bring up the idea is to mention it during her "time of the month" This can be suggested as an alternative to "regular" sex.

3. Always mention it after you have her very excited either with oral pleasure, or after much fore-play. Get her wanting any type of penitration!

4. Her most common comment will be "It'll hurt!" Which you can counter with " Yes it might be a little uncomfortable at first but, just remember the first time you had sex?" She'll say yes. And you can say " Well that hurt too didnt it?" If she dosnt go for it right then dont bring it up again. You just planted the seed of her thinking about how she may be a little uncomfortable at first but will eventually enjoy it.

5. "Thats disgusting!" that was the most common comment that ive heard before. My best counter for this common "No" is to ask her what was so disgusting about it. They will say "its not supposed to have anything in there" Ha Ha, mention what she does with her mouth to you! "It" wasnt supposed to go there either! IF SHE KEEPS UP GO TO #4.

6 Most of all!! Always use some type of lube with a topical anastetic in it.!!! If you do manage to talk her into it you want her to do it again! Make it as easy fo rher as possible and you will get it again.

These ideas have gotton me in the back door of at least 15 girls through the years.

Feel free to add your own tips in case i missed anything.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

Read more...

Top