"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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My Johnny-Be-Bad character scored me a date!

lynch1000s

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I realize that there are naysayers on this board, but my implementation of Johnny-Be-Bad character just scored me a date with a former bikini model. We are eating sushi together at 1 tomorrow.

Thank you to the Don Juan message board, it is truly the bad boy that gets the women!!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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tihash

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This thread is worthless without a field report

Otherwise, it is just bragging.
 

tihash

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Did you meet her online? And is Mr. Bad paying for the lunch date? If the answer to the first question is no, then tell us how you picked her up. I find FRs to be inspiring.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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lynch1000s

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Not my most inspirational story, prefer not to say, cause it is embarassing,but she is a stripper I met at a strip club (cause I uually go with my brother). Got her number, texted her back and forth over the weekend, and we have a sushi date tomorrow. Yes, I'm paying for lunch, and yes she is a former model, according to her, so it is a brag. Nice foreign accent too.

My Johnny-Be-Bad character is leading the way from here on out though :).

And yes, I'm a bragger!
 

Ease

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I'll not shoot you down this time.

Because you're going to feel bad enough when she plays your ass!
 

lynch1000s

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Ease said:
I'll not shoot you down this time.

Because you're going to feel bad enough when she plays your ass!
Yeah, definately a possibility. All strippers are gold diggers. But whatever, I'm single, so a date is fine for now.
 

tihash

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Props on the stripper. Any true bad-@ss like Johnny Be Bad should be banging a stripper on the side.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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lynch1000s

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she's nice, and quit her job as a stripper. Now wants to work at Macy's...? Not going to happen for 8 dollars an hour I'm guessing, oh well.
 
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