This is a slight revision of how to get me or in some cases others guys to say..NEXT!!!
In case you don't know what that means you are being moved to the "no chance list." You had my interest and most likely you really had my interest at a high level but now you have lost it and I am so disgusted by you that I do not even want to give you a second chance.
You do not always move to the NEXT list for just one of these. I am reasonable but have standards baby!
1) Wasting my time to an excessive degree. Don't think I am the type to say, she just wasted 10 minutes of my life NEXT! Waste more than 1-2 hours in a situation that I feel we should be getting to know each other better in. You're on the NEXT list.
2) Too much drama. This very tightly relates to number 1 often times but doesn't have to necessarily. First let it be known I have my own drama to deal with so I am not suggesting I am drama free. But understanding what is critical and what isn't as critical and not making a mountain out of a mole hill. Also some people live life with drama after drama and it never seems to stop.
3) Asking very stupid questions, then asking them again. This one is describing an airhead basically. You may say but wait there are no stupid questions! Well in general I agree but if you just received the answer to your question a minute ago then it is a stupid question. This is no joke some girls cannot seem to grasp very simple concepts.
4) Ignoring my request to be removed from a bad situation and rejecting the request and continuing to keep the situation bad or even allow us to stay when the situation gets worse. This is a great example of #1.
5) Offering me drugs or acting surprised that I do not do drugs. Thinking I am lying about the fact that I do not do illegal drugs. And lastly of course I cannot be with a drug abuser so if illegal drugs are important to you, sorry NEXT!
6) Telling me you have 4 kids from different fathers (okay this is an exaggeration)
7) Admitting you like to or would date outside your race. Hint if this bothers you, you should probably just delete me now J On this issue I do use tricks to find my information if I have a reason to suspect it. Lying about this and other things does qualify you to be dumped hard, forget next. You may think I am prejudice or attempt to change my mind. Think what you want but this is dating and I have preferences and this is one of them. Dating is not an EO business you don't like it sue me! If you are in any way offended by this you are saving me time by being disgusted with me. By the way so far response to this one has been excellent to my surprise ..NEXT!!!
8) Not showing interest in me, and yes if I am interested you will know. Take this a step further and if you show too much interest in others (specially guys) I get the hint even if you are not trying to give me a hint. The fact that you may be intoxicated is no excuse.
9) Smoking and letting the smoke get in my face. Really smoking at all is not good but if you wonder why I am moving when I have a face full of smoke you are not very bright!
10) Having no job or a dead end job with no future. Not that I care but I want you to be independent. This is not suggesting that I will not hang out with you but you are not relationship material for sure.
11) Being a tease. Let me clarify this a little - Sure you can tease a little especially if that is your personality. Leading me on is not cool at all! You an almost immediately on the NEXT list if I have interest in you and you tease more than just me.. If I wanted to be teased I could just watch porn but this goes back to #1 NEXT!
12) Thinking I am gay and not believing my answer that I am not. I have heard it both ways girls that say there is no way I could be gay, others that say I have many gay qualities and it is a "good" thing. The bottom line is that I do not accept being doubted or discussing the issue in great detail. I am not guy and maybe later if things go well I will prove it ;-)
13) Lying to me. I have an incredible ability of busting people in lies although it was never my intent to do so. This probably comes as a result of being sincerely inquisitive, curious, and using reason. Often if I am not familiar with a topic I will research it and yes if you are not keeping my attention I may research from my PDA phone on the spot. I do not intend to find you in a lie but it seems that when I do I find many! If you find yourself in this situation with me I am not to blame you just need to have a better cover story or stop lying to people you think you care about!
14) I am not a chump and if you cannot have fun with me in an open way and just be ourselves I have no time for you. I do not accept that you would have fun with some stranger but couldn't have the same fun with me involved because you "care about me." If that is your standard than what motivation do I have not to be the "random person" for someone else. Don't waste my time..NEXT!!!
15) Excuses, Excuses, Excuses. Look read # 8 again. If you cannot find the time to meet me or see me you are not interested. If I like you I will MAKE the time to see you. NEXT!
16) Being a gold digger or having gold digger tendencies. Good things will come to those you enjoy themselves. I have seen a trend among girls who make comments like "He would buy anything I wanted" and girls who I can do without.
In case you don't know what that means you are being moved to the "no chance list." You had my interest and most likely you really had my interest at a high level but now you have lost it and I am so disgusted by you that I do not even want to give you a second chance.
You do not always move to the NEXT list for just one of these. I am reasonable but have standards baby!
1) Wasting my time to an excessive degree. Don't think I am the type to say, she just wasted 10 minutes of my life NEXT! Waste more than 1-2 hours in a situation that I feel we should be getting to know each other better in. You're on the NEXT list.
2) Too much drama. This very tightly relates to number 1 often times but doesn't have to necessarily. First let it be known I have my own drama to deal with so I am not suggesting I am drama free. But understanding what is critical and what isn't as critical and not making a mountain out of a mole hill. Also some people live life with drama after drama and it never seems to stop.
3) Asking very stupid questions, then asking them again. This one is describing an airhead basically. You may say but wait there are no stupid questions! Well in general I agree but if you just received the answer to your question a minute ago then it is a stupid question. This is no joke some girls cannot seem to grasp very simple concepts.
4) Ignoring my request to be removed from a bad situation and rejecting the request and continuing to keep the situation bad or even allow us to stay when the situation gets worse. This is a great example of #1.
5) Offering me drugs or acting surprised that I do not do drugs. Thinking I am lying about the fact that I do not do illegal drugs. And lastly of course I cannot be with a drug abuser so if illegal drugs are important to you, sorry NEXT!
6) Telling me you have 4 kids from different fathers (okay this is an exaggeration)
7) Admitting you like to or would date outside your race. Hint if this bothers you, you should probably just delete me now J On this issue I do use tricks to find my information if I have a reason to suspect it. Lying about this and other things does qualify you to be dumped hard, forget next. You may think I am prejudice or attempt to change my mind. Think what you want but this is dating and I have preferences and this is one of them. Dating is not an EO business you don't like it sue me! If you are in any way offended by this you are saving me time by being disgusted with me. By the way so far response to this one has been excellent to my surprise ..NEXT!!!
8) Not showing interest in me, and yes if I am interested you will know. Take this a step further and if you show too much interest in others (specially guys) I get the hint even if you are not trying to give me a hint. The fact that you may be intoxicated is no excuse.
9) Smoking and letting the smoke get in my face. Really smoking at all is not good but if you wonder why I am moving when I have a face full of smoke you are not very bright!
10) Having no job or a dead end job with no future. Not that I care but I want you to be independent. This is not suggesting that I will not hang out with you but you are not relationship material for sure.
11) Being a tease. Let me clarify this a little - Sure you can tease a little especially if that is your personality. Leading me on is not cool at all! You an almost immediately on the NEXT list if I have interest in you and you tease more than just me.. If I wanted to be teased I could just watch porn but this goes back to #1 NEXT!
12) Thinking I am gay and not believing my answer that I am not. I have heard it both ways girls that say there is no way I could be gay, others that say I have many gay qualities and it is a "good" thing. The bottom line is that I do not accept being doubted or discussing the issue in great detail. I am not guy and maybe later if things go well I will prove it ;-)
13) Lying to me. I have an incredible ability of busting people in lies although it was never my intent to do so. This probably comes as a result of being sincerely inquisitive, curious, and using reason. Often if I am not familiar with a topic I will research it and yes if you are not keeping my attention I may research from my PDA phone on the spot. I do not intend to find you in a lie but it seems that when I do I find many! If you find yourself in this situation with me I am not to blame you just need to have a better cover story or stop lying to people you think you care about!
14) I am not a chump and if you cannot have fun with me in an open way and just be ourselves I have no time for you. I do not accept that you would have fun with some stranger but couldn't have the same fun with me involved because you "care about me." If that is your standard than what motivation do I have not to be the "random person" for someone else. Don't waste my time..NEXT!!!
15) Excuses, Excuses, Excuses. Look read # 8 again. If you cannot find the time to meet me or see me you are not interested. If I like you I will MAKE the time to see you. NEXT!
16) Being a gold digger or having gold digger tendencies. Good things will come to those you enjoy themselves. I have seen a trend among girls who make comments like "He would buy anything I wanted" and girls who I can do without.
