My game is getting bleak, help is needed

[reallyfreakinlost]

Well reading your post, I've come to realize that yes, I have reinvented myself 500 million times. Not an exaggeration. Maybe I need to walk in the woods and do some soul-searching. So far three things have come to mind... the most obvious being drawing/painting(new to me), the 2nd being guitar (which i've done for 10 years), and 3rd maybe writing a book. But I am a lazy mofo and I am severely perverted, since I fantasize about sexual situations at least 50 times a day.

 

[reallyfreakinlost]

I finally figured this sh*t out... girls these days want dumb guys. I don't need to explain this, anybody with eyes can see this. I'm going for gold teeth first thing tomorrow.

 

[itishe]

RFL, that's the wrong mindset.

 

[TheMan425]

dude, your not "too" anything. except maybe insecure. but if your just thinking about your so called problems, is that going to get you anywhere? no. you keep thinking your too creepy, whiny, mean, geeky, whatever and your going to be unhappy with yourself. you say you want to be more confident, but whats confidence all about? being proud and happy with yourself. so right now your being counter productive, i dont know if you realized that, but now you do. everybody has their problems, its just a matter of how you solve them. after all, your going to be that guy who everyone else is wondering, how the hell does HE get such a hot chick like that? but its not going to happen if you dont decide to transform into the man youve always wanted to be.

 

[typical]

RFL your thinking too logically chicks aint logical at all, read my pm bro

 

[TheMan425]

btw, i have a feeling you pet the one-eyed chumbawumba like 10 times a day. stop that! i know stroking your wookie may be fun. but no more than 2-3 times a week. or youll go blind!

 

[typical]

I do it once a day, nothing wrong with it, especially when your taking supplements to boost testosterone LOL

 

[TheMan425]

yeah but take a couple days off and your next load will be thick and pulpy. and you get a bigger boner. which is cool cause your like, yeah, i got a huge penis.

 

[reallyfreakinlost]

TheMan425, thank you for sharing that info about your penis to all of us. I really needed that.

I choke the chicken 5 to 6 times a week. Slightly unrelated subject...I read somewhere you can get a girl to be attracted to you simply by fantasizing about them. Then I thought about masturbation. Voila! How about fantasizing about girls you know while you're wackin?? Two birds with one stone.

On a serious note, I am on the insecure side, and I do realize that this self-pity is detrimental. I just want to know this. Women, do they want looks or attitude? I've heard its half and half. That means I have to go to the gym AND change my inner person. I'd rather cut off my balls.