So my friend (who was previously my roommate) has always been a major AFC. When I met him - you know, the day I moved into a 15x19 box with a stranger - he already had several girls callin him, and my first impression was "Man, this guys a pimp!" As it turns out, his girlfriends were all 'just friends', and he had no idea how to turn that around. He was, in fact, a virgin. He still is.
But recently, he came upon an epiphany which he shared with me - he said that he's been giving these girls too much for nothin. He's never made them earn his attention. He said that he realized that by seeing how I behaved with girls. Well, I'm glad to lead by example.
So we were hanging out yesterday night and a totally hot (HB9 in my book) babe was being a total b!tch and attention wh0re. She insulted him (while we were in a group) and tried to make him buy her something, and overall just treated him like crap (why him? I don't know). Well, he treated her like an ugly fat pig who was wasting his time, and looked at us (his two friends) and said "This girl's really gettin annoying, isn't she? Let's go see what Joe is doing." So we all walked off and talked to Joe.
What happened next was hilarious. She was practically begging for his forgiveness, but he was already pissed. He tells her "You have do something for me, to prove your sincere." So she says "hey, I heard your a virgin. I can show you the ropes" (with an annoying wink). He starts laughing - and releases this gem:
"i've stayed a virgin this long hoping for someone who i really wanted to have sex with...i'm not about to ruin it on you"
We all erupted in laughter. Oh, that sucks for somebody to tell you that they're not going to 'ruin' their virginity on you, doesn't it!
I don't know, maybe it's not that funny, but I'm still laughing.
That was last night, and she sent him this text message today:
"I'm sorry I was acting like such a b!tch. You are such a cool guy, I had no idea. We should hang out sometime!"
She got his phone number from a mutual friend, and I told him that she obviously cannot stand not being worshipped, and that he should have her make him dinner at her place. She's real hot, so if she's willing to redeem herself, maybe he wouldn't be 'ruining' his virginity afterall.
But recently, he came upon an epiphany which he shared with me - he said that he's been giving these girls too much for nothin. He's never made them earn his attention. He said that he realized that by seeing how I behaved with girls. Well, I'm glad to lead by example.
So we were hanging out yesterday night and a totally hot (HB9 in my book) babe was being a total b!tch and attention wh0re. She insulted him (while we were in a group) and tried to make him buy her something, and overall just treated him like crap (why him? I don't know). Well, he treated her like an ugly fat pig who was wasting his time, and looked at us (his two friends) and said "This girl's really gettin annoying, isn't she? Let's go see what Joe is doing." So we all walked off and talked to Joe.
What happened next was hilarious. She was practically begging for his forgiveness, but he was already pissed. He tells her "You have do something for me, to prove your sincere." So she says "hey, I heard your a virgin. I can show you the ropes" (with an annoying wink). He starts laughing - and releases this gem:
"i've stayed a virgin this long hoping for someone who i really wanted to have sex with...i'm not about to ruin it on you"
We all erupted in laughter. Oh, that sucks for somebody to tell you that they're not going to 'ruin' their virginity on you, doesn't it!
I don't know, maybe it's not that funny, but I'm still laughing.
That was last night, and she sent him this text message today:
"I'm sorry I was acting like such a b!tch. You are such a cool guy, I had no idea. We should hang out sometime!"
She got his phone number from a mutual friend, and I told him that she obviously cannot stand not being worshipped, and that he should have her make him dinner at her place. She's real hot, so if she's willing to redeem herself, maybe he wouldn't be 'ruining' his virginity afterall.
