My dying grandma will only eat Haagen-Daas

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Zaraza

Senior Don Juan

Apr 24, 2009

Good to hear shes eating regular food.

If you have trouble getting her to drink water, i would say try to avoid sugar based juices. if you have a juicer you can make home made juice at home.

fresh squeezed apple juice will give her lots of energy.

oranges, watermelon, grapes or other naturally juicy fruits can help her get her water in take.

are they giving her medications? if they are it she should drink a good amount of water. The pills will put more stress on kidneys and liver ( dont worry too much about it since she will need the pills)

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.