"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My band made a song called 'Trish'

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Hey guys I just wanted to tell you that my band made a song today and it's called 'Trish'.

It's actually about a guy who dreams of Trish Stratus the WWE wrestler but he can't have her. It also symbolises every guy who dreams of a woman that's impossible to get.

We also steal a line out of 'Satisfaction' by Rolling Stones and sing 'I can't get noooo Stratusfaction.

I just wanted to ask if there is already a song named Trish and if so, which band is it by.

Thanks in advance.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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