"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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My abnormal chest...

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I started bulking 4 days ago.

The first day I worked my chest. I did 3 sets of DB Bench at 3 different inclines, then I did 3 sets of Flys at 3 different inclines.

These are the same excersises I was doing for chest a few months ago when I was bulking, but now, for the last 4 days my chest has been huge. I shouldn't see huge gains after the only the first workout. I don't think I've done anything different than when I was bulking before, but now the outside of my chest is huge and really sore after 4 days.

Also, I know your supposed to take on some fat when you bulk, but this is kinda weird. The line inbetween your pecs where no muscle grows, went from being like 1/2 an inch to now being about an 1 and a 1/2 inches! I think I may have neglected my inner chest when I worked out and now the outside is pulling my pecs apart.

And where the separation between my pecs is, down toward the bottom of my chest, is a good bit of fat. It looks like I have one big pec! lol. Is this normal when your bulking?

I feel like a freak.

Thanks alot fellas.

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Originally posted by Soshyopathe
You're F'n stupid.
Would you care to elaborate alittle more on that?:p

Or if anyone has anything productive to tell me I'm all ears...

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What are your current stats...height,weight, ~bf%?

It sounds to me like you already had a bit of fat when beginning...and bulking will make you put on more fat....If your current body fat is like in the high teens low twenties...I think that you should probably cut...then bulk...

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Originally posted by Mr. Mystery
Would you care to elaborate alittle more on that
You're a jackass.

Go to a beach sometime and you're bound to see plenty of guys who look like you do.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Hahaha!

Soshyopathe, how old are you?

Grow up pal.

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Originally posted by Mr. Mystery
Grow up pal.

I feel like a freak.
Oh I'm sorry. You're supposed to look just like everyone else. Everyone looks the same, and because you are different, there must be something wrong with you.
 

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Alright enough of this childish banter.

Soshyopathe,
I didn't know everyone looked like this, I asked a normal question because I was worried I would damage my muscles if I kept up with what I was doing.

It doesn't look like I'm gonna get any mature responses (aside from DJLiquid) so Mods could you please delete this.

Soshyopathe,
I'm sorry kiddo, I have better thing to do than to argue with some kid over the internet. Think about that...

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:rolleyes:

CLOSED.
 
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