"Blank Mind on Dates? She's Dropping Hints You Keep Missing"

The plates get cleared and the silence lands like a brick. You can feel her waiting. Your brain offers up your commute, your job, the weather — topics that have ended more second dates than bad breath.

Here's what most guys never learn: women hand out free conversational material all night long. Tiny clues about what they actually want to discuss. Catch them and you never run out of things to say — because she's telling you what to say next.

Rule 4 of the "22 Rules" trains your ear to catch every single one.

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Senior Don Juan
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cute online gal... too easy? i am Dangerous Type by the way.


[03:00:55 PM] Dangerous Type: yo
[03:00:57 PM] Dangerous Type: hoe
[03:01:00 PM] Dangerous Type: lol sorry.
[03:01:51 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: lol wh0re
[03:02:11 PM] Dangerous Type: ooo, hardcore.
[03:02:33 PM] Dangerous Type: so let's re-introduce ourselves again maybe?
[03:02:44 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: yeah sounds good
[03:02:48 PM] Dangerous Type: are you the one who lives far away?
[03:02:51 PM] Dangerous Type: near golden bay?
[03:03:14 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: lol yes and its not that far, singelton
[03:03:31 PM] Dangerous Type: well, it sounds far.
[03:03:32 PM] Dangerous Type: :p
[03:03:54 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: lol its not really we went out clubbing in rocko the other weekend
[03:04:15 PM] Dangerous Type: ahh okay.
[03:04:27 PM] Dangerous Type: you know you coulda just stopped over and said hi
[03:04:29 PM] Dangerous Type: so rude
[03:04:41 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: sory didnt know your adress
[03:04:52 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: how old are ya agian
[03:04:58 PM] Dangerous Type: mommy says not to give info to strangers.
[03:05:09 PM] Dangerous Type: 19, 20 in july :/
[03:05:13 PM] Dangerous Type: you?
[03:05:25 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: 19, 20 in feburary
[03:05:41 PM] Dangerous Type: lol
[03:05:43 PM] Dangerous Type: damn
[03:05:50 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: what
[03:05:50 PM] Dangerous Type: you could of lied to make me feel better!
[03:05:57 PM] Dangerous Type: now i feel old.
[03:05:57 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: lol
[03:06:20 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: your not old my ex turns 25 soon lol
thats old
[03:06:27 PM] Dangerous Type: wow.
[03:06:28 PM] Dangerous Type: lol
[03:06:45 PM] Dangerous Type: let's hope the age gets a little bit
younger next time eh?
[03:06:46 PM] Dangerous Type: ;)
[03:07:08 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: lol y do u say that??
[03:08:06 PM] Dangerous Type: you're only 19. ease up on the older men!
[03:08:07 PM] Dangerous Type: lol
[03:08:27 PM] Dangerous Type: i'm just as smart as a 30 year old okay. so i'm the man you're looking for.
[03:08:28 PM] Dangerous Type: :D
[03:09:05 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: lol really but are you as good a fuk??
[03:10:05 PM] Dangerous Type: ask my first, i'm sure she has good things to say. i was impressed what i heard myself.
[03:11:04 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: im bored
[03:11:14 PM] Dangerous Type: boo hoo.
[03:11:25 PM] Dangerous Type: read a book or something
[03:12:09 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: lol i gotta go to work soon
[03:12:26 PM] Dangerous Type: what do you do?
[03:13:22 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: i work in a kitchen at the hospital
[03:13:57 PM] Dangerous Type: interesting.
[03:14:06 PM] Dangerous Type: so what are you waiting for? go and cook me something.
[03:14:17 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: lol i dont cok the food
[03:14:29 PM] Dangerous Type: cok? got something on your mind?
[03:14:40 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: lol
[03:14:55 PM] Dangerous Type: say, do you have a picture of you. not when you were 14. lol.
[03:15:07 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: no i dont sorry
[03:15:08 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: ill brb ok
[03:15:33 PM] * RIoT GuRL!!!! is now Be Right Back
[03:15:53 PM] Dangerous Type: k
[03:16:04 PM] Dangerous Type: well then get one for me
[03:16:09 PM] Dangerous Type: not hard to take a damn picture
[03:28:08 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: lol is if u dont have a camera
[03:28:41 PM] Dangerous Type: get a pic damn you
[03:28:42 PM] Dangerous Type: :p
[03:29:01 PM] * RIoT GuRL!!!! is now Offline

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[03:40:10 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: sorry my fuken lil bro chucked a hissy and turned off the computer
[03:40:27 PM] Dangerous Type: LOL!
[03:40:33 PM] Dangerous Type: hardcore kunt.
[03:40:56 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: im sick off his sh|t cant wia to move
out
[03:41:11 PM] Dangerous Type: wia?
[03:41:15 PM] Dangerous Type: wait
[03:41:16 PM] Dangerous Type: ?
[03:41:49 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: yeah
[03:42:31 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: fuk i gotta start getting reafy for work soon
[03:42:31 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: i so dont wanna go
[03:42:44 PM] Dangerous Type: awww
[03:42:55 PM] Dangerous Type: well when you're ready to move out, my house is available.
[03:43:06 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: lol serious
[03:43:12 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: to a complete stranger
[03:43:16 PM] Dangerous Type: yeah, i got this cool room.
[03:43:28 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: lol your room
[03:43:51 PM] Dangerous Type: well that's the idea of talking to someone. so they fade away from the stranger character.
[03:44:24 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: yeah you can talk to me as much as u like lol should call me sometime to lol
[03:44:35 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: (she gives me her digits here)
[03:44:45 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: lol
[03:44:53 PM] Dangerous Type: i'll keep that in mind.
[03:44:54 PM] Dangerous Type: :p
[03:45:02 PM] Dangerous Type: (i give her my digits here) - likewise.
[03:45:13 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: whats your name again???
[03:45:20 PM] Dangerous Type: james bond
[03:45:24 PM] Dangerous Type: nah, it's max.
[03:45:45 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: cool bananas
[03:45:56 PM] Dangerous Type: and what is your name again?
[03:45:59 PM] Dangerous Type: lol
[03:46:10 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: kirten
[03:46:10 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: kirsten
[03:46:15 PM] Dangerous Type: kirten eh
[03:46:20 PM] Dangerous Type: sounds mysterious.
[03:46:23 PM] Dangerous Type: :)
[03:46:35 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: lol
[03:46:47 PM] Dangerous Type: and get a damn picture of yourself soon!
[03:47:05 PM] Dangerous Type: preferably one in your kitchen dress.
[03:47:27 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: have you got one??
[03:47:27 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: lol
[03:48:13 PM] Dangerous Type: yeah.
[03:48:18 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: send
[03:48:22 PM] Dangerous Type: lol just look
[03:48:24 PM] Dangerous Type: ====>
[03:48:26 PM] Dangerous Type: this was two years ago
[03:48:40 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: ok
[03:49:02 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: i gotta go get dressed and studd dude
[03:49:02 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: stuff
[03:49:14 PM] Dangerous Type: alrighty then
[03:49:19 PM] Dangerous Type: you have fun now
[03:49:19 PM] RIoT GuRL!!!!: cathcha
[03:49:20 PM] Dangerous Type: :)
[03:49:22 PM] Dangerous Type: see ya
[03:49:35 PM] * RIoT GuRL!!!! is now Offline

i have talked to her once before, few months back. lost contact and she msg'ed me today again. she looks cute, but sounds too easy. is she a playa? or am i looking into it too much. oh and feel free to start giving me sh|t like you always do.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Paranoid

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Maybe we should have a msn chat feedback forum......:confused:
 

Kineti[C]harm

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is she a playah? Oh give me a friggin break. The whole convo sounded like 2 fourteenyearolds bored out of their wits wasting time trying to be funny.
 
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