Most men are pieces of ****

[Dhoulmagus]

Little rant: Me, my friend, and my friend's gf go this bar. She orders me a shot at the bar since she hasn't seen me in while lol. My friend steals gf's shot, so she orders three more apparently. I jokingly act like I'm going to take it, but I'm really not lol. This random guy comes up to me and says, "If you steal her drink than I'm gonna fight your a$$!" My reply is, "so you are willing to risk your life for some ***** you are not guaranteed to **** tonight huh." I tell him I'm going to straight gore his ass out if he tries to lay a finger on me. Off course this ******** runs away and kills my mood for the night. **** this!!!

 

[BrainDamage92]

Sometimes I wish I could immigrate to another planet.

 

[logicallefty]

Good response OP. Thats always a tough scenario you handled it well.

Could have added "Looks like the white knight forgot his sword. Closest I have is this straw " and flick the straw at his pant leg or shoe..

 

[miketan70]

Never allow yourself that some guy f**** up your evening.