gixxer
Don Juan
Hey guys,
Thought this was a really good illustration of girls that talk a big game about how a guy has to be. This very cute girl said at the beginning of her profile that anyone who contacted her needed to send her a message with "substance" so I sent her the email below with SUBSTANCE in the Subject line. Here's the dialog so far:
ME: There's your message with substance
gixx
HER: Yeah I guess I asked for that...thanks!
ME: So are you THAT good that you can demand only messages with "substance?" That's a lot of attitude to back up......
gixx
HER: Over 13,000 people have viewed my profile and before I put a block on it I was recieving several hundred friend request's and hour!!!! I have yet to open my inbox with less than 30 messages in it. I am sick of stupid messages and I've only been on this thing 1 week! **But I dont mind messages from cuties** YES I AM THAT GOOD!!! I'm not stuck on myself but I am absolutely confident in myself. I dont need a thousand friends to feel good about myself, I'm picky and will only add people I want to keep in touch with and those who intrigue me...
ME: 13,000 people, huh? An inbox stuffed with mail? We're all really impressed down here, Erica Not sure if that says a lot about you or very little about the people out there in MA LOL
So not only am I a cutie but I'm one man in a sea of thousands to actually receive a response from the highly saught after Erica? Interesting.........
So besides the good smile and your other interests else would I find you intriguing?
gixx
HER: Do I sense sarcarsim in that there message Mr. ? THERE ARE MANY MANY CRAZY PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET! I can block the friends request's but not messages, some make me laugh, some are grose and some are just weird! And the normal messages I get are only from people in MA except some stipper yuck! I dont know how else to intrigue you it's all on the profile, would you like that in a hard copy? I am who I am I dont give a **** what people think I form my own opinions I dont do drama, I am a spur of the moment kind of girl and I'm very independant very curious, blah blah blah I dont know what else to say
ME: Me? Sarcastic? Never! And what do you mean crazy people in the internet? I've never met anyone but stable, rational people on the net
LOL - so tell me the stripper story.... Sounds juicy.......
HER: Ok the lol, ttyl things annoy me but your messages seriously make me laugh out loud.
So this guy sent me a message... I cant be your friend? Which technically is a statement and adding a question mark does not make it proper English. So me being me I asked him is that a question or a stament and he wrote... ?= question. I in turn hit DELETE ok buh bye. Strippers (male) are bad mmm kay! So not that great of a story he was just a jack ass and according to his profile he's proud of his jackassness. I've been proposed to 3 times now!
Thanks for being normal......so far
ME: omg u don't like ttyl and lol? wtf r u taking about? btw i think ur a qt
Glad my messages make you LOL ;-)
So I even use the annoying little abreviations and you still like me, huh? Interesting...... It's funny because I do a lot of writing at work and have to be very professional and then I get online and have to fight with myself between being stiff and writing like a scientist and writing "cool" Usually a funny mix comes out - I still can't get myself to stop starting sentences with caps or drop punctuation.
OK, so your stripper story was less than I had hoped. For some reason I imagined it was a female that was hittting on you. Guess that's a guy thing, huh? LOL
I have a better stripper story. Much better. I actually have a few good stripper stories. There's one on my blog actually. She was a former stripper though so I'm not sure if that counts.
HER: BTW YOU ARE SOOOO DAMN FUNNY!!!!
If I start doing the abreviations in the future shoot me!
I've had a ton of chicks hit on me on this thing but I dont think any are strippers! I'm super picky when it comes to chicks.
Yup just like a guy, but I have a pretty dirtly mind too!
How about you come pick me up on the bike and I'll take you out!
Thought this was a really good illustration of girls that talk a big game about how a guy has to be. This very cute girl said at the beginning of her profile that anyone who contacted her needed to send her a message with "substance" so I sent her the email below with SUBSTANCE in the Subject line. Here's the dialog so far:
ME: There's your message with substance
gixx
HER: Yeah I guess I asked for that...thanks!
ME: So are you THAT good that you can demand only messages with "substance?" That's a lot of attitude to back up......
gixx
HER: Over 13,000 people have viewed my profile and before I put a block on it I was recieving several hundred friend request's and hour!!!! I have yet to open my inbox with less than 30 messages in it. I am sick of stupid messages and I've only been on this thing 1 week! **But I dont mind messages from cuties
** YES I AM THAT GOOD!!! I'm not stuck on myself but I am absolutely confident in myself. I dont need a thousand friends to feel good about myself, I'm picky and will only add people I want to keep in touch with and those who intrigue me...ME: 13,000 people, huh? An inbox stuffed with mail? We're all really impressed down here, Erica
Not sure if that says a lot about you or very little about the people out there in MA LOL So not only am I a cutie but I'm one man in a sea of thousands to actually receive a response from the highly saught after Erica? Interesting.........
So besides the good smile and your other interests else would I find you intriguing?
gixx
HER: Do I sense sarcarsim in that there message Mr. ? THERE ARE MANY MANY CRAZY PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET! I can block the friends request's but not messages, some make me laugh, some are grose and some are just weird! And the normal messages I get are only from people in MA except some stipper yuck! I dont know how else to intrigue you it's all on the profile, would you like that in a hard copy?
I am who I am I dont give a **** what people think I form my own opinions I dont do drama, I am a spur of the moment kind of girl and I'm very independant very curious, blah blah blah I dont know what else to sayME: Me? Sarcastic? Never! And what do you mean crazy people in the internet? I've never met anyone but stable, rational people on the net
LOL - so tell me the stripper story.... Sounds juicy.......
HER: Ok the lol, ttyl things annoy me but your messages seriously make me laugh out loud.
So this guy sent me a message... I cant be your friend? Which technically is a statement and adding a question mark does not make it proper English. So me being me I asked him is that a question or a stament and he wrote... ?= question. I in turn hit DELETE ok buh bye. Strippers (male) are bad mmm kay! So not that great of a story he was just a jack ass and according to his profile he's proud of his jackassness. I've been proposed to 3 times now!
Thanks for being normal......so far
ME: omg u don't like ttyl and lol? wtf r u taking about? btw i think ur a qt
Glad my messages make you LOL ;-)
So I even use the annoying little abreviations and you still like me, huh? Interesting...... It's funny because I do a lot of writing at work and have to be very professional and then I get online and have to fight with myself between being stiff and writing like a scientist and writing "cool" Usually a funny mix comes out - I still can't get myself to stop starting sentences with caps or drop punctuation.
OK, so your stripper story was less than I had hoped. For some reason I imagined it was a female that was hittting on you. Guess that's a guy thing, huh? LOL
I have a better stripper story. Much better. I actually have a few good stripper stories. There's one on my blog actually. She was a former stripper though so I'm not sure if that counts.
HER: BTW YOU ARE SOOOO DAMN FUNNY!!!!
If I start doing the abreviations in the future shoot me!
I've had a ton of chicks hit on me on this thing but I dont think any are strippers! I'm super picky when it comes to chicks.
Yup just like a guy, but I have a pretty dirtly mind too!
How about you come pick me up on the bike and I'll take you out!
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