"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Monkey Branch Analogy

Remulak

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A couple days ago I overheard my girlfriend and her best friend (Let's call her A)talking about another girlfriend of theirs (Let's call her B) and it was interesting to say the least. B has had a boyfriend now for about 5 years but they've been having some issues and turmoil in their relationship lately and supposedly B had met another man she was interested in and was considering breaking up with her boyfriend. I've heard them talk about B all the time and about how they don't think her boyfriend treats her very well but it wasn't until she had become interested in this other guy that she was considering breaking up with her boyfriend. Last I heard they broke up. This just proves the 'monkey doesn't let go of one branch until grasping for another' analogy. Women can be very sneaky and fake high interest level in you until finding your replacement. This reminded me to always have your guard up brothers. It also taught me another important fact which is win the approval of your girlfriend's friends so they don't talk shyt about you.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Remulak said:
A couple days ago I overheard my girlfriend and her best friend (Let's call her A)talking about another girlfriend of theirs (Let's call her B) and it was interesting to say the least. B has had a boyfriend now for about 5 years but they've been having some issues and turmoil in their relationship lately and supposedly B had met another man she was interested in and was considering breaking up with her boyfriend. I've heard them talk about B all the time and about how they don't think her boyfriend treats her very well but it wasn't until she had become interested in this other guy that she was considering breaking up with her boyfriend. Last I heard they broke up. This just proves the 'monkey doesn't let go of one branch until grasping for another' analogy. Women can be very sneaky and fake high interest level in you until finding your replacement. This reminded me to always have your guard up brothers. It also taught me another important fact which is win the approval of your girlfriend's friends so they don't talk shyt about you.
I agree about the "Monkey/Branch theory, but I don't agree that you should work to impress some woman's friends. If the girl I'm with puts more stock in her friends than she does me, she can take a fvcking hike.

Grab your balls and quit putting up with shyt like that. Don't kiss ass on people who have nothing but contempt for you.
 

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This is true but I was just making the point to not neglect the friends because they have a big sway on your girl's opinion of you hence the saying 'women are herd creatures'. Definitely don't take disrespect or kiss their asses. I worded it wrong by saying 'win approval'
 
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Yes, this is what hors do!!!!!
 
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