"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Mini-Party planned tonight; not sure if I want it now.

itishe

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Hey there,

Yesterday I planned a poker party at my house (mainly guys with a couple girls that wanted to come). All was well until about 9:30 when I called the last three guys (would of made 7 or 8 players) and they said they'd play but then cancelled because they wanted to watch a movie, so I stayed home.

Tonight I sort of planned a mini-party (about 7-10 people; mainly girls and a few guys) but I don't think I want to worry about watching people and making sure they don't steal/break anything. Any ways to back out of it or if not any tips for holding a sucessful B.Y.O.B. party (even if it's small)? I'd just say I don't want it but I'm beginning to think it looks like I'm crying wolf by saying I'll have a party then it doesn't happen twice.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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itishe said:
Hey there,

Yesterday I planned a poker party at my house (mainly guys with a couple girls that wanted to come). All was well until about 9:30 when I called the last three guys (would of made 7 or 8 players) and they said they'd play but then cancelled because they wanted to watch a movie, so I stayed home.

Tonight I sort of planned a mini-party (about 7-10 people; mainly girls and a few guys) but I don't think I want to worry about watching people and making sure they don't steal/break anything. Any ways to back out of it or if not any tips for holding a sucessful B.Y.O.B. party (even if it's small)? I'd just say I don't want it but I'm beginning to think it looks like I'm crying wolf by saying I'll have a party then it doesn't happen twice.
There's really no reason that you should cancel... with so few people, it really isn't likely that you'll have any problems on your hands. 10 people isn't that bad at all.

Though... if you're really set on canceling, just say that your parents have changed plans and that they're going to be home. That should do nicely, depending on where your parents actually are.
 

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The adults are down state (a good 5+ hours away), but we never use the garage so you could tell if they were back or not by their vehicle being in the driveway.

I have about 6 girls that want to go, but I can only find a couple guys who arn't busy so I feel like I'd have to entertain way too many females with no guys to assist me.

I'm more in the mood for say a card game or two seeing I have to wake up early for work tomorrow so I can't drink too much. But if I play cards the girls will have nothing to do. They always say don't worry about entertaining anyone, but I don't anyone to get bored.
 

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Just as I figured, the girls got too drunk fo their own good and I spent the night baby-sitting. Oh well still a fun night.
 
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