doctoroxygen
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Anyone seen the new film? I thought it was spectacular, though having seen hours and hours of the show kind of tainted it for me, since it's not as good as the original.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Miami Vice
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
The Living Legend
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Hi, I'm Colin Farrell. *intense gaze into the distance*
PRMoon
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Miami Vices is definately a gritty rough police drama. There is limited shooting/action sequences and the gun battle that takes place at the end was the best sounding fight I'd ever seen in a non documentary. I think it does lack script and drag out a bit but it's still a some what decent movie. I don't recommend everyone run out to theaters to see it but it'll defintalty be a good rental flic\.
SELF-MASTERY
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My girl dragged me out to see this, and I thought it was OK, and as PR said it is nothign to rush out and see.
S1NN3R
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I see it kind of like the Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within movie. It would have been just fine if they hadn't put a franchise name to it, but expecting it to be in anyway related to Miami Vice is just setting up for disappointment, just like Spirits Within was disappointing because it had nothing to do with Final Fantasy. Both would have been fine as stand-alones. If they had called Miami Vice anything else I would have been cool with it, but Don Johnson is my ultimate mega uber-hero, so this doesn't even come close...
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
SELF-MASTERY
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S1NN3R, did you roll up the sleaves of your suits in the 80's like Don Johnson???