"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Masturbation/And Smell

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I don't get it, Im so paranoid about the smell of the ejaculated liquids on my TALLYWACKER, that I take four showers after I masturbate, before leaving out the door.

I never masturbate during the week, only Fridays and Weekends so that I have time to shower as many times as I want.

Im always worried to masturbate because I'm afraid of that "Liquid" / "Parmeasean Cheese" type smell.

Does anyone else masturbate and shower 50X before going out the door. And after masturbation, is the smell that noticeable you think? (Not that Im assuming you waited till a guy masturbated and then smelled him)
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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Okay...First, unless you like - I dont know - blow it all over yourself (for whatever reason), there wont be anything to emit an odor. Second, unless you've got some rotten load, it's not very pungent. Third, if you're on "clean up crew" afterwards, just use a washcloth or something. Lastly, given that the "smell" isn't very strong in the first place, just use cologne or something.
 
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hmm, this is a sad moment.
now, I've seen it all and i'm only 17...
 
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Originally posted by CableLight
given that the "smell" isn't very strong in the first place
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So is that smell before or after the shower you think?

You think showering once would be enought to eliminate the "smell"?
 
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Originally posted by DirkPitt
hmm, this is a sad moment.
now, I've seen it all and i'm only 17...
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It is sad.

But out of curiosity, may I ask what you've seen?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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I hate taht smell too. I have read that depending on the FOODS you eat, your c0ck will smell differently.

It is said that really spicy foods make it reek, so i suggest you avoid those if u can.

After i 'wank it', I go straight to the bathroom and wash my c0ck with water and a bit of soap. Soap will open pores and cleanse deeper, giving you a nice, clean, non-smelly c0ck.

I strongly advise AGAINST using any deodorants on your genitals. I use lotion sometimes (it makes it smell better, and moisturizes :)

Dont worry about it to much. Wash with soap, and lotion and you'll be fine... at last resort, use deodorant o_0
 
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When I wank I use suave lotion . So i don't get a smell cept for pretty flowers.:eek: I also eat a lot fo salads. Makes cm smell and from wht girls tell me taste. Like a vinegrette sauce.

No bad smell for me. If anything it has a sweet smell to it. Lucky me. Try eating salads instead of meat;)
 
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Just wash your nuts daily and you'll be fine.
 
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what have i jsut seen?

a spermaphobic wanker whos obsessive complusive about the smell of his wang?
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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no one cares about your self pleasure. Don't post **** like this again. It pisses us all off
 
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that wasnt one of my techniques. and it seems like most of you get pissed off all the time anyway
 
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Originally posted by Vercetti
no one cares about your self pleasure. Don't post **** like this again. It pisses us all off
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Please don't be offended by what I have to say . . . you f^cked up idiot

Who the Hell do you think you are to be speaking for people that they don't "care" and "pisses" off everyone. When did you become everyone.

Stupid people like you should just jump off a bridge.

Knowing that this is a self-help forum and about sexuality, this is pretty on-the-topic stuff.

JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK: IM GOING TO ADVERTISE FOR IKEA FURNITURE

Once you get your own board, you dictate what you want on it.

If it really was that inapproriate it would be deleted moved, or closed.

One more thing, you freaking deusche bag . . . do a search on "masturbation" I've seen quite a few posts on them.

If you don't like it . . then LICK MY PENIS.

That should get the smell off.


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Hopefully you were not offended by this . . .

I was only joking,

YOU MENTAL MIDGET
 
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Please don't be offended by what I have to say . . . you f^cked up idiot

Who the Hell do you think you are to be speaking for people that they don't "care" and "pisses" off everyone. When did you become everyone.

Stupid people like you should just jump off a bridge.

Knowing that this is a self-help forum and about sexuality, this is pretty on-the-topic stuff.

JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK: IM GOING TO ADVERTISE FOR IKEA FURNITURE

Once you get your own board, you dictate what you want on it.

If it really was that inapproriate it would be deleted moved, or closed.

One more thing, you freaking deusche bag . . . do a search on "masturbation" I've seen quite a few posts on them.

If you don't like it . . then LICK MY PENIS.

That should get the smell off.


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Hopefully you were not offended by this . . .

I was only joking,

YOU MENTAL MIDGET


*Note: you seem to not care

Yet you read what I had to write . . which shows interest in what I had to say

Listen to yourself you freaking ... tang
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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how about you don't wank.

Want to ***? Get a *****.

:rolleyes:
 
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