Man dates woman on internet for six months, they meet, turns out it's his MOM

[Scrumtulescence]

:crackup:

http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn/20051209/113414040002.html

MAN DATES GAL ON INTERNET FOR SIX MONTHS -- AND IT TURNS OUT SHE'S HIS MOTHER!

MARSEILLES, France -- Skirt-chasing playboy Daniel Anceneaux spent weeks talking with a sensual woman on the Internet before arranging a romantic rendezvous at a remote beach -- and discovering that his on-line sweetie of six months was his own mother!

"I walked out on that dark beach thinking I was going to hook up with the girl of my dreams," the rattled bachelor later admitted. "And there she was, wearing white shorts and a pink tank top, just like she'd said she would.

"But when I got close, she turned around -- and we both got the shock of our lives. I mean, I didn't know what to say. All I could think was, 'Oh my God! it's Mama!' "

But the worst was yet to come. Just as the mortified mother and son realized the error of their ways, a patrolman passed by and cited them for visiting a restricted beach after dark.

"Danny and I were so flustered, we blurted out the whole story to the cop," recalled matronly mom Nicole, 52. "The policeman wrote a report, a local TV station got hold of it -- and the next thing we knew, our picture and our story was all over the 6 o'clock news. "People started pointing and laughing at us on the street -- and they haven't stopped laughing since."

The girl-crazy X-ray technician said he began flirting with normally straitlaced Nicole -- who lives six miles away in a Marseilles suburb -- while scouring the Internet for young ladies to put a little pizzazz in his life.

"Mom called herself Sweet Juliette and I called myself The Prince of Pleasure, and unfortunately, neither one of us had any idea who the other was," said flabbergasted Daniel.

"The conversations even got a little racy a couple of times.

"But I really started to fall for her, because there seemed to be a sensitive side that you don't see in many girls.

"She sent me poems she had written and told me about her dreams and desires, and it was really very romantic.

"The truth is, I got to see a side of my mom I'd never seen before. I'm grateful for that."

When starry-eyed Daniel asked Sweet Juliette to send him a picture, Nicole e-mailed him a photo of a curvy, half-clad cutie she'd scanned from a men's magazine.

"The girl in the picture was so beautiful, I begged Juliette to meet me on the beach -- and Mom said yes," he recalled. "Mom says she was falling for me, too, and she just wanted to meet me, even though she knew I'd be disappointed when I saw her.

"As for me, I figured I was going to find the girl of my dreams.

"I guess that's about as wrong as I've ever been."

Daniel admits he and his mother could do little but stammer and stutter around each other for days after their cyberspace exploits came to light. And his father Paul -- Nicole's husband of 27 years -- wasn't too happy when the story hit the news and his beer-drinking buddies made him the butt of their jokes.

"Dad was ticked for a while and he forbid Mom to talk to anybody on the Internet ever again," said embarrassed Daniel.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Leave it to the French to think that just because people email one another for months they are actually dating. Dating takes face to face interaction, they were just pen pals.

 

[Wyldfire]

Oh my God that's hilarious!

 

[Scrumtulescence]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Leave it to the French to think that just because people email one another for months they are actually dating. Dating takes face to face interaction, they were just pen pals.

Meh, semantics.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by Scrumtulescence
Meh, semantics.

Nah, there is a difference. Ask anyone who is successful sarging online.

 

[DJDamage]

Is there any wonder the guy is an AFC? After all he was a real Mama's boy!!!! (Drum Roll).:crackup:

 

[Silverback82]

girls marry a guy like their father

guys marry a girl like their mother

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Originally posted by DJDamage
Is there any wonder the guy is an AFC? After all he was a real Mama's boy!!!! (Drum Roll).:crackup:

Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cuss:

 

[DJDamage]

Originally posted by Francisco d'Anconia
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cuss:

hmm tough crowd..... :nervous:

You know what Ayn Rand last words were?

"Communism rule!!!!!"

 

[Alicorn]

Originally posted by DJDamage
hmm tough crowd..... :nervous:

You know what Ayn Rand last words were?

"Communism rule!!!!!"

Hey that woman seduced a man 25 years her junior. She must have had something going for her.

Seduced by grandma!

:cheer:

 

[spider_007]

Originally posted by Alicorn
Hey that woman seduced a man 25 years her junior. She must have had something going for her.

ya, she had a picture of a supermodel from a mans magasine.



i'd never look at my mother the same way again (nor would i be comforatable around her again.)

 

[Deep Dish]

Guys, the story is bogus.

Yes, the story comes from Yahoo! News. But, as Allen Ball, writer of the film American Beauty, warned us, "Look Closer." The story comes to us from Yahoo!'s Entertainment section, and more specifically from the Weekly World News, the tabloids. It is on the same level of credibility as The Onion. In fact, take a glance at the article again but imagine the source as coming from The Onion. It's right up The Onion's alley. I rest my case.

 

[penkitten]

real or fake
it was too funny

could you just imagine that happening? cause we all read it and laughed and then imagined just for a minute that it was us and we all had some sort of embarrassing feelings and even felt sorry for them....

and yet it was so funny we all kept laughing anyhow.

 

[RaWBLooD]

Originally posted by Silverback82
girls marry a guy like their father

guys marry a girl like their mother

you have some problems if you believe that.

 

[SamePendo]

I know a guy who slept with his mom.

And she was/is hotttt.

 

[Oxide]

I know a guy who slept with his mom.

Was his name Oedipus?

girls marry a guy like their father

you have some problems if you believe that.

You didn't know that? To put this in better term, girls look for features that resemble their dads in guys they come across.