Kevin Feng
Senior Don Juan
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- Oct 6, 2008
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I think it’s funny that Jews get a bad rep for being cheap and well, not that I’m advocating that Asians need any more stereotypes working against them, but I’d be pretty inclined to say that Asians definitely take the cake when it comes to hoarding pennies. The apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree and I’ll be the first to admit that I’m a complete cheapass which segways perfectly into my favorite holiday: New Years Eve; it’s like a poor man’s Valentine’s day. For most single women, I’m not sure what goes off on their head on these holidays that triggers that feeling of loneliness if they’re not seeing anyone, but whatever, I’m not complaining.
So I spent my New Years Eve in a quaint little town in Philadelphia, The last few years, I’ve been in the big scene, NYC, Vegas, L.A and well perhaps its old man’s syndrome, but I just felt the need to scale back a little bit. No crazy clubs, no bottle service, just a normal house party, like NORMAL PEOPLE usually do it. But it’s alright, this old man’s libido is as high as usual.
So me and my buddy E get invited out to a house party (he currently has a g/f).
E: “Hey man, look, it’s not going to be Miami or nothing, but you’ll like tonight”
Me: “Oh yeah, why’s that”
E: “Jen brought a good handful of her Jewish friends, go easy on them” (I’ve always had an affinity for Jewish girls, can’t explain it)
Me: “I’m feeling pretty giddy tonight, if I get too drunk and out of hand, just use the horse tranquilizers.”
So we do our usual prepartying and I’m about 6 drinks deep and definitely have a healthy buzz going.
We meet up with E’s girlfriend and head up to the party. Okay… usually I don’t drink as much as I’m about to describe, but it’s New Years, exceptions can most certainly be made =).
So I walk in, and it’s a pretty medium sized apartment with about 15-20 people and honestly, a little disappointed to begin with. Most of the guys there were hella AFC but on the flip side, there were 4-5 girls that were ready for the pickin. So I don’t really waste anytime and I put my game face on.
So out the gate, I’m getting **** tested left and right.
Girls: “OMG, you’re that guy from Pick Up Artist, aren’t you, Jen told us all about you, are you gonna pick us up”
Me: *I pick one of the girls up and throw her over my shoulder*, gets a laugh every time and diffuses the **** test and I’m in the clear.
First set was this adorable little diabetic jewish gal we’ll call M.
Me: You won’t do a shot with me? I’m slightly offended, but that’s okay, there’s nothing wrong with being a blubbering ***** on New Years Eve.
Her: Aww… no, I’m diabetic, I’ve drank before, but I’m really paranoid of how my body will react if I drink too much.
Me: Okay seriously, grow a pair, it’s too bad that you have a bum pancreas, but its New Years, let’s do one shot, if you go into shock or something, I’ll give you mouth to mouth, it’s all good.
Her: Haha, fine, we’ll do one
Of course she picks the Sour Apple Pucker that’s like 5 proof. In anycase, we banter back and forth for a bit and she’s definitely diggin me. Off in the peripheral, I notice this cute taller brunette that’s checking me out and giving me IOI’s like woah (preselection baby), we swap some fun hand/face gestures from a distance.
I carry on with M for a little longer but there’s just NO place to isolate in this damned apartment and she definitely struck me as the type of girl that wasn’t really down for PDA.
My friend E posts up near us and says:
E: “Oh btw, our hostess is really into you”
Me: “Oh yeah, the taller girl right”
E: “Yeah, her name’s L, this is her place, you should go talk to her”
Me: “she’s pretty tall man, I think I’d need a pair of stilts to **** her, you didn’t bring a pair did you?”
E: “Yeah, I did, I’m actually a part-time clown and have some in the backseat of my Jeep, no you retard, quit being stupid and go talk to her”
Of course, still being in the PUA mindset, this is my only logistical out since we could always go back in her room.
She’s sitting by a bag of pretzels and I move in w/ a situational.
Me: So….. I couldn’t help but notice this beautiful, breathtaking, SCRUMPTIOUS looking bag of pretzels over here, you mind if I enjoy this tasty treat in your presence
Her: *laughs* yeah, take a seat
Me: “I’m Kevin, you are?”
Her: “Oh, I’m L”
Me: “Well L, I must say, you have the most beautiful “come****me” eyes, I’ve ever seen.
Her: *giggles* thanks, how are those pretzels
Me: Amazing, I’m seriously having an orgasm in my mouth right now, let’s go do a shot.
I isolate her in the kitchen area, we pound a few shots and she definitely gives me a huge IOI, she’s laughing and she falls into my chest. I hold onto her.
Me: You’re so flirty, I’m not sure if it’s safe to that around me”
Her: “Why”
Me: “Because I bite” *Playfully bite her on the side of the face*
Her: “Eww Gross, don’t give me your asian rabies” *she bites me back*
We end up making out right there in the kitchen and everyone’s watching and of course we get the protocol cheers, to my delightful surprise, she’s totally cool with it.
We end up being really flirty for the rest of the night and somehow a group of us (about 5 people) end up in L’s room making small talk and checking out photos.
I’m laying in her bed with her in my arms around here as my balls are vehemently urging my brain to tell my mouth to somehow make the other people disappear. I shoot a text message to my friend E to do his man a favor and he’s like “oh, how bout that”, he rounds the other two up, closes the door and shuts off the light. I put my hand over my face
Me: “ Wow… that was discrete”
Her: *chuckles lightly*
We start going at it and things get pretty hot and heavy, I try to take her shirt off and she gives me a little resistance, so we make out for a bit more and I just shove my hand up her shirt and at that point she’s kind of like “okay, you got me” and she takes her her own shirt off voluntarily. The rest was pretty cake. Definitely an interesting experience, never been with a girl over 5”9 before, can’t say it was bad, though it was awkward with my head at her neck level in the missionary, to her credit, she was a lot more nimble than originally anticipated.
I really liked this girl, too bad she lives so damn far away. At least we’re facebook friends now.
So I spent my New Years Eve in a quaint little town in Philadelphia, The last few years, I’ve been in the big scene, NYC, Vegas, L.A and well perhaps its old man’s syndrome, but I just felt the need to scale back a little bit. No crazy clubs, no bottle service, just a normal house party, like NORMAL PEOPLE usually do it. But it’s alright, this old man’s libido is as high as usual.
So me and my buddy E get invited out to a house party (he currently has a g/f).
E: “Hey man, look, it’s not going to be Miami or nothing, but you’ll like tonight”
Me: “Oh yeah, why’s that”
E: “Jen brought a good handful of her Jewish friends, go easy on them” (I’ve always had an affinity for Jewish girls, can’t explain it)
Me: “I’m feeling pretty giddy tonight, if I get too drunk and out of hand, just use the horse tranquilizers.”
So we do our usual prepartying and I’m about 6 drinks deep and definitely have a healthy buzz going.
We meet up with E’s girlfriend and head up to the party. Okay… usually I don’t drink as much as I’m about to describe, but it’s New Years, exceptions can most certainly be made =).
So I walk in, and it’s a pretty medium sized apartment with about 15-20 people and honestly, a little disappointed to begin with. Most of the guys there were hella AFC but on the flip side, there were 4-5 girls that were ready for the pickin. So I don’t really waste anytime and I put my game face on.
So out the gate, I’m getting **** tested left and right.
Girls: “OMG, you’re that guy from Pick Up Artist, aren’t you, Jen told us all about you, are you gonna pick us up”
Me: *I pick one of the girls up and throw her over my shoulder*, gets a laugh every time and diffuses the **** test and I’m in the clear.
First set was this adorable little diabetic jewish gal we’ll call M.
Me: You won’t do a shot with me? I’m slightly offended, but that’s okay, there’s nothing wrong with being a blubbering ***** on New Years Eve.
Her: Aww… no, I’m diabetic, I’ve drank before, but I’m really paranoid of how my body will react if I drink too much.
Me: Okay seriously, grow a pair, it’s too bad that you have a bum pancreas, but its New Years, let’s do one shot, if you go into shock or something, I’ll give you mouth to mouth, it’s all good.
Her: Haha, fine, we’ll do one
Of course she picks the Sour Apple Pucker that’s like 5 proof. In anycase, we banter back and forth for a bit and she’s definitely diggin me. Off in the peripheral, I notice this cute taller brunette that’s checking me out and giving me IOI’s like woah (preselection baby), we swap some fun hand/face gestures from a distance.
I carry on with M for a little longer but there’s just NO place to isolate in this damned apartment and she definitely struck me as the type of girl that wasn’t really down for PDA.
My friend E posts up near us and says:
E: “Oh btw, our hostess is really into you”
Me: “Oh yeah, the taller girl right”
E: “Yeah, her name’s L, this is her place, you should go talk to her”
Me: “she’s pretty tall man, I think I’d need a pair of stilts to **** her, you didn’t bring a pair did you?”
E: “Yeah, I did, I’m actually a part-time clown and have some in the backseat of my Jeep, no you retard, quit being stupid and go talk to her”
Of course, still being in the PUA mindset, this is my only logistical out since we could always go back in her room.
She’s sitting by a bag of pretzels and I move in w/ a situational.
Me: So….. I couldn’t help but notice this beautiful, breathtaking, SCRUMPTIOUS looking bag of pretzels over here, you mind if I enjoy this tasty treat in your presence
Her: *laughs* yeah, take a seat
Me: “I’m Kevin, you are?”
Her: “Oh, I’m L”
Me: “Well L, I must say, you have the most beautiful “come****me” eyes, I’ve ever seen.
Her: *giggles* thanks, how are those pretzels
Me: Amazing, I’m seriously having an orgasm in my mouth right now, let’s go do a shot.
I isolate her in the kitchen area, we pound a few shots and she definitely gives me a huge IOI, she’s laughing and she falls into my chest. I hold onto her.
Me: You’re so flirty, I’m not sure if it’s safe to that around me”
Her: “Why”
Me: “Because I bite” *Playfully bite her on the side of the face*
Her: “Eww Gross, don’t give me your asian rabies” *she bites me back*
We end up making out right there in the kitchen and everyone’s watching and of course we get the protocol cheers, to my delightful surprise, she’s totally cool with it.
We end up being really flirty for the rest of the night and somehow a group of us (about 5 people) end up in L’s room making small talk and checking out photos.
I’m laying in her bed with her in my arms around here as my balls are vehemently urging my brain to tell my mouth to somehow make the other people disappear. I shoot a text message to my friend E to do his man a favor and he’s like “oh, how bout that”, he rounds the other two up, closes the door and shuts off the light. I put my hand over my face
Me: “ Wow… that was discrete”
Her: *chuckles lightly*
We start going at it and things get pretty hot and heavy, I try to take her shirt off and she gives me a little resistance, so we make out for a bit more and I just shove my hand up her shirt and at that point she’s kind of like “okay, you got me” and she takes her her own shirt off voluntarily. The rest was pretty cake. Definitely an interesting experience, never been with a girl over 5”9 before, can’t say it was bad, though it was awkward with my head at her neck level in the missionary, to her credit, she was a lot more nimble than originally anticipated.
I really liked this girl, too bad she lives so damn far away. At least we’re facebook friends now.