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Master Don Juan
Hi All;
So I was sitting at home not really wanting to do much last night when my buddy calls me up and asks me to come out. I had previously tried to convince a girl I'm seeing to go clubbing with us. She finally decided to make the long drive in and come with her cousin. We'd stay in a hotel. She calls me up all excited about coming at which point I inform her that because she took too long i made other plans. Ahahaha
So my buddy fills me in on the party. It's in the penthouse of a classy hotel, it's formal. 30 - 40 people , open bar all night. I'm getting excited. He pulls up with his GF and i'm peacocked a bit wearing edgy "formal" clothing (read: black designer pants, green fitted french dress shirt w/ cufflinks & a thin black tie). It looked good. We drive around a bit and find parking while making jokes about ppl we know.
We finally get there and I realize that very few of the people are actually dressed up. I shoot the **** for a while and get introduced to everyone. My back is to the door and i glance over my shoulder to see this gorgeous hb9 brunette come in. My jaw drops. Ohhhhhh ... but ****, she's with a guy. We make eye contact, she smiles, blushes and looks down. It's ON!
I continue my conversation with the millionaire entrepreneur and the goth chick psychologist about evolution. I do a bit of magic and they freak out. All this is happening as i'm locked into the wall and she can see it. The first things she notices when she walks in is me surrounded by all the people captivating their attention. It was perfect timing. We start talking about business and I tell them I teach PU "Like the movie Hitch". They think it's the coolest **** in the world.
I found out through the crowd that that guy the girl is with is her roommate, NOT her boyfriend. I go over and shoot the **** w/ the roommate, ignoring the girl a little bit. She makes sure to throw in a few comments but for the most part i'm ignoring her. I greet her, and walk off to visit a friend. The whole night was setup like this. Push/pull.
I open her again and we go grab a couch together and start building rapport. I teach her a few cool things (showing authority over her world) and her roommate asks if she wants to go smoke. She says "Well... i could go... i suppose." Clearly not wanting to leave.
Mav: "Nono - go, i'll be here when you get back."
Hb9: "But i'll miss you sooooooo much" (sarcasm)
Mav: "Yeah, that's because I'm awesome"
Hb9: "*Laugh* Ahaha ok, i'll see you in a bit"
More push pull...
As I'm walking to the bathroom I notice her stuck in a convo w/ 2 guys. Her eyes are rolling back into her head as she dies of boredom. She's got the biggest fake smile I've ever seen. I walk over, cut between them and whisper into her year. "That's the worst fake smile I've ever seen." She bursts out laughing and I leave her again. Push/pull
I forget about her for a while and start hobnobbing and talking business / fashion / politics with a few of the other guys/girls.
I notice out of the corner of my eye that she's leaving and I'm like... oh ****. I thought i had more time. I walk over, isolate her quickly and we exchange contact info. She's glowing.
I go back to the party and start calling other girls. There's no way I'm not getting laid tonight. I call up HB8 (girl who drove into town to party) to see what her and her cousin are up to. They went back home to go to a casino. There's something cliche about a Native American going to gamble at a casino at 2am... hmmmm ahahahah
I call up HBgothchick and find out that she has her VERY (read: hb9) hot brunette friend over who is recently going through a breakup. I'm thinking... threesome? I hope so! I tell her I'm coming over.
When i get there... the two of them are lying on the couch together watching porn! This is ****ing awesome. I sit down between the two of them and start making out w/ my main girl. You can feel the sexual tension go through the roof. My girl is reiterating that she wasn't doing a threesome w/ her friend. She's insecure because the friend is hotter. The friend was saying if she was single she'd do it. Despite much push and pull and imagery (including the porn on the tv) I still didn't get my threesome. I'm wondering how I could have had this work out in my favor. Suggestions are clearly welcome.
My main girl drags me off to her bedroom and hbfriend falls asleep on the couch. I crawl into bed w/ main girl and she starts to blow me. I fall asleep w/out caring. Ahahah I wake up this morning to a ******* again and my girl wants to get laid. After a rigorous bout of sex I get dressed, walk out and find hbhotfriend topless underneath a blanket. Said good morning, smiled and walked home.
So - not a traditional LR, but fun none the less. I'm gonna text Hb9 party brunette today and see how that goes.
Cheers all
- Mav
So I was sitting at home not really wanting to do much last night when my buddy calls me up and asks me to come out. I had previously tried to convince a girl I'm seeing to go clubbing with us. She finally decided to make the long drive in and come with her cousin. We'd stay in a hotel. She calls me up all excited about coming at which point I inform her that because she took too long i made other plans. Ahahaha
So my buddy fills me in on the party. It's in the penthouse of a classy hotel, it's formal. 30 - 40 people , open bar all night. I'm getting excited. He pulls up with his GF and i'm peacocked a bit wearing edgy "formal" clothing (read: black designer pants, green fitted french dress shirt w/ cufflinks & a thin black tie). It looked good. We drive around a bit and find parking while making jokes about ppl we know.
We finally get there and I realize that very few of the people are actually dressed up. I shoot the **** for a while and get introduced to everyone. My back is to the door and i glance over my shoulder to see this gorgeous hb9 brunette come in. My jaw drops. Ohhhhhh ... but ****, she's with a guy. We make eye contact, she smiles, blushes and looks down. It's ON!
I continue my conversation with the millionaire entrepreneur and the goth chick psychologist about evolution. I do a bit of magic and they freak out. All this is happening as i'm locked into the wall and she can see it. The first things she notices when she walks in is me surrounded by all the people captivating their attention. It was perfect timing. We start talking about business and I tell them I teach PU "Like the movie Hitch". They think it's the coolest **** in the world.
I found out through the crowd that that guy the girl is with is her roommate, NOT her boyfriend. I go over and shoot the **** w/ the roommate, ignoring the girl a little bit. She makes sure to throw in a few comments but for the most part i'm ignoring her. I greet her, and walk off to visit a friend. The whole night was setup like this. Push/pull.
I open her again and we go grab a couch together and start building rapport. I teach her a few cool things (showing authority over her world) and her roommate asks if she wants to go smoke. She says "Well... i could go... i suppose." Clearly not wanting to leave.
Mav: "Nono - go, i'll be here when you get back."
Hb9: "But i'll miss you sooooooo much" (sarcasm)
Mav: "Yeah, that's because I'm awesome"
Hb9: "*Laugh* Ahaha ok, i'll see you in a bit"
More push pull...
As I'm walking to the bathroom I notice her stuck in a convo w/ 2 guys. Her eyes are rolling back into her head as she dies of boredom. She's got the biggest fake smile I've ever seen. I walk over, cut between them and whisper into her year. "That's the worst fake smile I've ever seen." She bursts out laughing and I leave her again. Push/pull
I forget about her for a while and start hobnobbing and talking business / fashion / politics with a few of the other guys/girls.
I notice out of the corner of my eye that she's leaving and I'm like... oh ****. I thought i had more time. I walk over, isolate her quickly and we exchange contact info. She's glowing.
I go back to the party and start calling other girls. There's no way I'm not getting laid tonight. I call up HB8 (girl who drove into town to party) to see what her and her cousin are up to. They went back home to go to a casino. There's something cliche about a Native American going to gamble at a casino at 2am... hmmmm ahahahah
I call up HBgothchick and find out that she has her VERY (read: hb9) hot brunette friend over who is recently going through a breakup. I'm thinking... threesome? I hope so! I tell her I'm coming over.
When i get there... the two of them are lying on the couch together watching porn! This is ****ing awesome. I sit down between the two of them and start making out w/ my main girl. You can feel the sexual tension go through the roof. My girl is reiterating that she wasn't doing a threesome w/ her friend. She's insecure because the friend is hotter. The friend was saying if she was single she'd do it. Despite much push and pull and imagery (including the porn on the tv) I still didn't get my threesome. I'm wondering how I could have had this work out in my favor. Suggestions are clearly welcome.
My main girl drags me off to her bedroom and hbfriend falls asleep on the couch. I crawl into bed w/ main girl and she starts to blow me. I fall asleep w/out caring. Ahahah I wake up this morning to a ******* again and my girl wants to get laid. After a rigorous bout of sex I get dressed, walk out and find hbhotfriend topless underneath a blanket. Said good morning, smiled and walked home.
So - not a traditional LR, but fun none the less. I'm gonna text Hb9 party brunette today and see how that goes.
Cheers all
- Mav