"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ice882

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On the real dogs you gotta get fvckin jacked up like a b1tch on coke fore you walk into a party or a club. If you hype you gone show it an its gone be a good night for your as5.

I got hyped as sh1t listening to Last of a Dying Breed by Ludacris and I just went off at my party on saturday--got 8 different numbers, kino'd b1tches like damn, made out with two girls at the same time, one on each arm, then took the hotter one up in my room and took her ass.

You maintain that hyped as fvck feeling, where you just want to stop the yard walk it out and fvcking high five and dap everybody real up in the b1tch, then you gone be the fvckin' life of the party.

Y'all know the song Maybach Music 2 by Rick Ross? Yeah, I walked into a party a few weeks ago when that sh1t was just starting, it was like my fvcking theme song n1gga on the real I came up in my friends house with crazy swag and that song just put me over the top....everybody there knew my name by the end of the night and all the girls saw me dapping up all my n1ggas an took notice. This one b1tch I met at another party took notice, an she came over in her bathing suit (pool party) and hugged me and was like "mmmm you smell nice" an I was like "yeah its called fly ass n1ggas hit me up later tonight shawty I'mma holla at you later" and then I finished up that hug with an ass grab and she laughed and said she liked my chain an I just winked at a ***** and strutted off.

I got flocked by b1tches for the rest of the night and all my dogs were jealous as fvck, on the real. They asked my what I was doing to pull all the *****es an I yelled "I JUST DON'T GIVE A FVCK!!!" and dapped up all the n1ggas I saw on my way to the diving board an then did a back flip off the board.

B1tches love that side of a man, naw mean, wild n out, hype as fvck, it stirs their emotions and makes em wanna get with you.

So get hype as fvck my N1GGAS! I don't care if its drugs, alcohol, music, mental psyching your own sh1t is your own sh1t so whatever man but get hype and you'll rule the world for a night.

Sorry for being so hype with this post I'm jacked as fvck right now just got back from a dope night boys.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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towards the beginning of your post i was thinking "wtf is this guy talking about" but i will completely 100% agree with you when you say "girls love that wild n out hype feeling of a guy" i think it only works for some people, but that for me is the formula that i find works very well

its just my personality to constantly be upbeat all the time and girls take notice
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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OP is right. The best nights I've had to date--getting a models # ( I never called lol), getting w/a few AWs--have come when I've been hyped. Chillin' with with the boys, listening to music, an epic sports game, hell even video games. I'm an introvert at heart so it's especially important.

It's been said before but it's all about state. When I'm on, I don't even worry about getting someone. I just have fun and it happens...
 

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That's right *****, do some lines and then there is no puvsy limit. Put some coke on your dik and give it to her anal. They love that.
 

Ice882

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trent81 said:
That's right *****, do some lines and then there is no puvsy limit. Put some coke on your dik and give it to her anal. They love that.

I don't know bout that homes but whatever works for you is all that matters. I get high off bein the fvckin realist n1gga in the building.
 
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