"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by Visceral
"Retrograde ejaculation" - when semen that would be ejaculated - but can't be because you're using the PC muscle - is sent backwards through your tubes and ends up in your bladder.
Wouldn't I then feel the need to piss? No such thing happened.
 

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A man's bladder is huge compared to his balls.

If you could generate so much semen that you'd have to piss it all out after a retrograde ejaculation, then Peter North would be out of a job :D
 
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Originally posted by Visceral
A man's bladder is huge compared to his balls.

If you could generate so much semen that you'd have to piss it all out after a retrograde ejaculation, then Peter North would be out of a job :D
I've done some pretty impressive ones in my time, sonny. :up:
 

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Originally posted by Visceral
What's the secret?
I'd say a combination of two factors:

A) Not masturbating, ejaculating, or engaging in any sex acts involving your penis for at least a few days

B) Masturbating or ****ing or whatever for a long time (at least 30 minutes and it has to feel very good) and then shooting OR getting to the edge of orgasm and stopping and taking a 5 minute break, and repeating that a few times before ejaculating (might be an even more powerful method).

Finally there is technique, which can translate into longer range shots (ha ha ha). When the ejac is about to come, give it some token resistance, like you're trying to hold back, with the PC muscle, you should feel a very pleasurable "buildup" of pressure. Your resistance shouldn't be full on, instead it has to be so that the overwhelming force of the ejaculation overcomes it after a couple seconds, everything should be intensified. Do not resist anymore.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

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Wow.. I guess this is why I'm fatigued all the time.. I always say I won't jerk off for like a few days, and what do you know.... Very nice post.
 

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"back in the day" I used to push on the muscle behind my balls and stop the ejaculation.... After a while it started to hurt a bit....

I don't know about you guys but I have a whole lot more of energy when I DON'T JERK/HAVE SEX for more then a week. Now emagine having the benefits of a good orgasam while still keeping that energy.... In theory it could be a puirty good deal.

the down side is; you need a lot of traing to be able to control it.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY; THE LONGER YOU HOLD IT THE BETTER IT FEELS...In another words you are also increasing the length and quality of your orgasams. don't bolive it - try it.
 
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