"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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LOL @ this article, so much wrong

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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jeffthechef

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this article...tsk tsk :nono:

they forgot to remind you to stretch for 15 mins at home..and for 5 mins once you arrive at the dance/club..and perhaps put on a condom before leaving home to protect from any std's that may transfer during the "grinding"

and drink lots of water..dont want to cramp up
 
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They also forgot to use manners, and also dont get too close while grinding, as this is not a date, but just a dance.


*rolls eyes*
 
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