"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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sa2009

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I have a board in my room which serves as a random todo list. Written on it are mundain uninteresting things like "do tax return" and "hoover out car".

One day I looked and scribbled to one side was "Jodie is hot"...

hmmm... girls love leaving cheeky little notes, I learned.

Next time when i stayed at her house, I left a note under her pillow "Jodie is great in bed!".... later that day, when making the bed, she found that note and immediately txt me!

So... a great tip is to leave little notes for your girl.... its more creative than txt messaging! Leave them under pillows, on the fridge, under remote controls, anywhere she's likely to find them.

And you don't have to write anything romantic - maybe just something random or cheeky!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

scrouds

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hahaha, although in order to be good turnabout, the note should have read "sa2009 is great in bed"
 
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