"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Listen to Reggae/Dancehall music

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if u ever wanna be in the mood to just go out and pick up chicks AND be suave about it, then that is my suggestion, because the beat/lyrics/sexualness of the music itself will slightly hypnotize u into a more sexual state than the one u were currently in.

ALSO, i dunno bout anyone else, but when it comes to me, listenin to reggae music makes u feel more PIMP/PLAYER like, aka makes u feel more alpha and less beta......really, give reggae a shot if u think listenin to soft rock/heavy metal/country/jazz/w/e isnt putting u in the most sexual of moods
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Yes, that is true, but if you want the ultimate in feeling sexed up, try listening to some electronica/trance, this sh** will make you feel like you can conquer the world
 

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that puts u more in a trance and nothing really to do with being sexual/****in girls........reggae is all about the *****
 
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skip2mylou781 said:
that puts u more in a trance and nothing really to do with being sexual/****in girls........reggae is all about the *****
Well different people have different tastes in music, I will admit that reggae is more sex-oriented, but for me for some odd reason, I start feeling sexual when I hear trance, maybe its because of all the raving I've done.
 

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Yeah but it's hard to dance too and girls will want to dance to this.It's good muzik though no doubt.

I perfer salsa and merengue to that though.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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