"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Dilberto

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I've narrowed it down to three products:

1) SAN Tight!
2) Hydroxycut Hardcore
3) Lipo6

Anybody has experience with these? I am down to my last 20lbs to lose. There is still some subcutaneous abdominal adipose, that needs to be stripped-away.....otherwise the abs are already appearing.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Fuglydude

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I'm gonna go out on a limb here...When I'm cutting down, I'll usually run 200 mg caffeine + 24 mg ephedrine twice a day. When this combo is taken before cardio I find I can cut up really fast. I don't take this for more than 4 weeks though because I make me feel like crap.

As for the supplements you've got on your list I like the Tight! by San and the Lipo 6 is good stuff as well. You know this already, but your diet is of paramount importance when you're trying to get lean. THe leaner you get the more anal you gotta be with diet.
 
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