"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Likes Facial Hair=Crazy slvt

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I'm not talking about a ZZ Top or Duck Dynasty beard here. Facial hair like this douchebag has is what crazy chicks love http://mtv-tv.mtvnimages.com/images...nhanced-buzz-6993-1331228578-41.jpg?width=625

Every crazy slvt I can think of loves men with facial hair like that. Even crazy bi*ch celebs like Miley Cyrus, Jennifer Lawrence, The Kardashians, and Avril Lavigne go for those men.

I made a thread around a week ago about crazy women all having the fantasy of moving to another country, and hooking up with some foreign dude that will kiss their a$$ and jump through hoops for them. All of the crazy bi*ches I know with that fantasy LOVE men with facial hair. So these things crazies like seem to be universal.

Another tid bit of info that's probably obvious at this point. The crazies I mentioned all ride the c0ck carousel. The best example of this is this wannabe feminist liberal bi*ch I know who thinks she's better than everyone. She fvcks around with d**khead after d**khead all with facial hair, and then I'll sometimes overhear her crying to her friends about the "relationships" failing :crackup:. If casual fvking is a relationship, how many "girlfriends" has Glen Quagmire had?

Rock on :rockon:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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I got that look but my beard is better

Anyway this maybe kinda explains some stuff
 

foreverAFC

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im going to grow some facial hair asap and see if it will attract some sluts
 

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There were some guys from the LA Kings on my flight back to the bay the other day (they were playing the Sharks). Most of them had facial hair and were pulling hot HB's
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Correlation does not mean causation
 

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EveryPostHere said:
Someone is pissed they didn't notice it first.
I noticed a long time ago. However, I don't have any evidence to back up my claims, so any comments would just be speculation. It's fun to think about, but I like concrete answers--just the way I roll.
 

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All I'll say is WHAT THE ****, WHAT THE **** GOES IN SOME OF YOUR BRAINS
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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