Let's talk "paying for sex" chicks vs escorts

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Leisuresuitlegend

Banned

Sep 5, 2017

Main difference (if you try to run with the mantra that any interaction with a female) as "paying money for their company, sex, etc." is escorts will fcuk practically any dude for money but not every chick will fcuk any man let alone even bother with him cuz "money" if she isn't interested in him in the first place.

Think not? Then instead of coping and weakly attempting to "justify" your choice of paying for professionals take that money and walk up to any attractive chick on the street and offer her the same amount you pay for hookers to sleep with you and let us know how that works out for you.

Stop making a hole your whole "life".

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.