Lets start a list of what WON'T get you laid

[The Bartender]

The point of this thread is to show hopefully cram into some of the afc's and naive members of this board that only YOU and YOUR interpersonal skills will get you both naked in bed. Theres tons of posts on what to use like humor, confidence....but nothing on what NOT to rely on because they wont matter. I got inspired over in the discussion section by some stupid afc post so...

What won't get you laid (usually)

1. The internet (yes sites like this, instant messenger, and other meeting ppl sites could help, but you actually have to be face-to-face with someone to get laid.)

2. Your television

3. Complacency

4. Masterbating


...start adding

 

[The Bartender]

#5. Material possessions (your car, your apt, your toilet paper...sometimes these can help spark conversation or increase your confidence, just know how to use them)

#6. Your bank acccount - something you should never let a b!tch see anyways.

 

[whistler]

#7. Your halitosis.

 

[The Bartender]

Originally posted by whistler
#7. Your halitosis.

:crackup: nice

 

[BrotherAP]

# 8: Making lists about not getting laid

 

[The Bartender]

Originally posted by BrotherAP
# 8: Making lists about not getting laid

Same as #1

 

[blinkwatt]

#9.being a wussy
#10 being a slob,women like stuff clean and everything you do reflects yourself.

 

[belividere]

11. Making excuses
12. Whining about girls, which makes you one of them anyways.
13. Leting the idea of having sex dominate your life

Like you said, its all about YOU.
The biggest obstacle in life is YOURSELF, most people can never get past that. The hurdles repeated here again and again, like all the girls are hors, I live in a city with no women, My penis is small and curves to the left. These are all things that people fabricate in their head that will keep them from getting laid. Then they slip into no. 3 and become complacent.

 

[ApocalypseCow2]

14) Waiting until you are physically perfect before taking action.

I must admit I've been suffering from this myself lately. "I'm just going to work out for another month, and THEN I'll be ready to approach!" Bah, it's junk. Just do it now.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

15. Focusing on things NOT to do instead of actually DOING what works.

 

[MetalFortress]

16) the reply that will come after this one

(I wonder how many people will refuse to reply to this just because they want to get laid)

 

[BrotherAP]

Fvck... I was really hoping to get laid, but I guess I shot myself in the foot.

17) acting like a woman

 

[Bradshaw]

18) roofies...




oh wait, that is the ONLY way I get laid....





j/k

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

19) having man boobs

20) being shy

21) being self-conscious

22) being fat

23) smelling funny

24) relying on sosuave.com

25) being poor in a culture that is all about consumption

26) being an outcast

27) living inside your own head while ignoring reality

28) having contempt for women (damn we I need to work on this one!!!)

29) allowing fear and rejection consume you

30) anger hostility anomosity

31) I hate to admit, but having high standards... Alot guys date ugly and fat girls and get more sex than us..

32) becoming her tampon

 

[BrotherAP]

Originally posted by SELF-MASTERY

31) I hate to admit, but having high standards... Alot guys date ugly and fat girls and get more sex than us..

Yeah, so do some guys who fvck corpses. I, for one, will stick to my standards.

 

[Holland]

33) Just doing nothing when you should

 

[blinkwatt]

"32) becoming her tampon"
hahaha man you dont know how hard i was laughing from this one! mad props to
SELF-MASTERY for that one.

 

[lebRambo]

34) Being an uneducated dumbass

35) Not approaching even though you just thought of the perfect opening line

36) living in canberra, where its colder than a gravedigger's a$$crack so all the hotties stay inside all day.