"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Learning to Drive?

tHe KInG93

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I've been driving for awhile now but I still have trouble on certain things and my dad is not much help. Can anybody give me any tips on parking, going in reverse, and changing lanes?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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eaglez1177

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Lol thats what drivers ed is for man. I think you should be asking your teacher at school, or other relatives, rather than ppl on a dating forum lol. And how can your dad not be much help does he not know how to drive or something lol?

I can give you one valuable lesson though: Please, don't ever drink and drive.
 

sageproduct

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^just got blamed for that yesterday when I didn't. My friend's dad is convinced I did and is telling the parents of everyone I was with what he thinks.
 
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