Lay Report + Texting tips

[andreihaha]

Hardly see any lay reports since I've been back here.. been on this forum since 2007, and I used to see at least one a week back in the day! We need to share our experiences and help these young lads.

This is a lay report from my most recent plate. She's basically in the FWB zone now, she is aware of this and is fine with it. To paint a picture, she is 27, single mom, works a lot, so pretty much any free time that isn't spent with her kid is usually with me. She still hasn't let me meet her kid, but she lets me go to her house at midnight to pound her brains out.. anyway.. let's go back to the beginning.

I met her on Bumble. Recently, I've grown quite a liking to Bumble.. the girl initiates the conversation, so you already know she is interested. Cuts a lot of the BS in half.

I'm going to outline a few key points through our conversations, there is way too much to retype everything.. but I'm going to out line a few key moments that I think were pivotal moments towards getting the lay.

Bumble convo:

Her: Hi how are you
Me: Hey there are you really 5'0? I'm like an entire foot taller than you lol. You're still cute though how are you doing?
Her: haha pretty much but I can manage I'm good just have to work today how are you
[Small talk about where she works etc..]

^ I think it's pretty obvious what I did here. A simple C+F joking about her height, but still giving her a compliment to show interest. She easily takes the bait.

Her: I closed last night and I work in the AM so I don't look my best today.
Me: I'm sure you look great [More small talk]

We get into talking about our kids.. my daughter is 7, she mentions her son is 6.

Me: [More small talk] That's cool.. they are pretty close in age then. Maybe they can play date and he'll let me hang out with his super hot mom
Her: No way really you're a keep I can't let you go already
Her: Sorry if that was a little too much didn't mean to sound all creepy how was your dinner

^ Some might say I give out too many compliments.. but this is also been my style.. be unapologetically sexual, and make it obvious what you want. She was obviously very receptive to it, and was dishing it right back.. so it felt natural, and we were definitely vibing.

I left this message linger, and didn't respond until the next morning.

Me: Good morning no it wasn't too much. You should text me #111-111-1111 it's easier to get a hold of me that way
Her: Ok I did

^ Now the conversation moves from Bumble to text..

Her: Morning handsome it's [Name]
Me: Hey you how are you doing, wasn't sure if your name was [NAME] or [ALT NAME], so it's spelt .....?
Her: Blah blah..
Me: Ok, just wondering what I should put you in my phone as
[I Send a screen shot with her name saved with a <3 behind it]
Her: A heart huh, nice touch so what should I put your name under then
Me: Scars <3333333333
Her: So like that [She sends screen shot and actually does it..]

^ At this point, I know her attraction is really high. I need to start setting the frame for a meet up..

[There is some more small talk about what we do, our kids, general life in quaratine etc.. I also got her to send me a couple pictures.. not nude or anything, but I was able to compliment her smile, and call her "sexy mama" some more.. she is really eating it up at this point.]

I ask her what her schedule is like and when we can hang out, she says Tuesday.

Her: So what is it you want to do?
Me: I don't really care, I just wanna see you
Her: I mean if you wanna see me that badly you can just come over when my son goes to sleep

[HUGE Alarm bell goes off here.. this is basically a woman telling you she is DTF without actually saying it.. I know it's game on from this point]

Me: Yes please
Her: Haha, I'm going to bed, text me tomorrow

Me: [Sends a picture of some BBQ I made]
Her: I mean looks good but I rather have a pic of you

[I think take a cheesy mirror pic, but I made sure to wear grey sweat pants, and I gave myself a half chub to give it that "bulge" look. Looking back on it now, it's kind of obvious what I did.. lol, but she either didn't notice, or care.. because she just sends a bunch of heart eyes back and compliments me.

Her: I just wanna make sure I'm not being catfished
Me: What's your snap?
Her: {username}
Me: If I add it, it's not gonna ask me to pay for premium is it?
Her: I wish I was thatr hot
Me: You are (fire) (fire)
Her: Maybe I should try snap premium jkjk
Me: I'd buy it

I really like this point of the conversation because it starts to turn sexual..

Me: What are you doing?
Her: just laying in bed
Me: Teasseee
Her: How is that teasing, teasing you would be telling you I'm naked in bed
Me: Well, are you?
Her: Maybe

[A little more sexual banter back and forth]

Her: You're so freaking cute I just wanna kiss you
Me: I would have kissed you 20 minutes ago if I could have, actually no, way sooner than that
Her: Way sooner I like that answer
Me: We'd be on round 3 by now
Her: Oh really you can recharge that fast huh lol
Me: Who says I ever stop?
Her: Ok a man that can last long I like which means you can make *** more than once

[As soon as she said this ****, that's when I knew.. she was coming over to fvck, and I need to get over ASAP]

[We finally schedule a meet up, it happens to also be her birthday, and she is going out with friends for drinks later that night, but I told her to come to my house for a "birthday gift" first. I got her a bottle of crown apple, because she mentioned she liked it. If I hadn't known this was a for sure deal, I might not have done it.. but I did it anyway.]

So I'm not gonna lie here.. meeting her for the first time was a tad akward at first. She was a lot more shy in person, definitely. But we do a little small talk. I make sure to hug her when I first see her. I'm touching her a lot, like her arms during conversation, doing a lot of kino etc.. eventually it gets to a point where we're sitting on my couch, just talking, I have more arm around her, and I go in for the kiss. We make out for a good minute and then talk again. She then looks me in the eyes and says "So what do you want to do?" I knew this was code word for "let's ****.." so I grab her by the hand and guide her to my bedroom without even saying anything. I playfully push her back onto the bed and then climb on top of her and we start making out. After some grinding, the pants come off, and well, you know the rest..

Now she hits me up 1-2 times a week to sneak in and **** her in the middle of the night. She hasn't brought up any "so what are we" conversations or anything.. she seems pretty happy with the current situation, so if she isn't gonna push it, then neither will I.

Hopefully some of you guys can analyze what I did here and gain some insightful tips..

Let's see some more fvck stories here boys!

Good luck

Good stuff.
To me it does sound like "too friendly texting" from you. But everyone is different and as long as she's interested, probably doesn't matter much.
Good to see some fresh lay reports, respect!

 

[death_wish. .]

the compliment was good because it wasnt overly sexual in nature but unapologetic enough and straightforward enough to let her kno where you want this to go,also it wasnt some ''oh you must be a good mom working so late at night''
tht would have been cringe factor 4000

you showed a good example of a way to compliment without looking weak or fake

 

[deBrito]

Great post. keep them coming...