"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Just Seen One Of My Bestfriend's In Hospital For Epididymitis

The Mad Ghost

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Man, crazy.

Just came from the hospital. My friend was admitted to surgery, for chronic epididymitis. He's abit of a AFC, but he has fvucked roughly around 15-20 girls, all with no condoms, maybe less. I remember us joking around about 1 or 2 years ago, about how he was feeling a burning sensation when he peed and that he wasn't going to the clinic because he was afraid. I thought he was just joking around as per usual.

But, now it seems to have come back to light a major fire under his ass. He told me he noticed redish, black and yellowish discharge last Sunday. He looked in the mirror and his left nut was the size of a golf ball. He couldn't sit down and couldn't even walk. The swelling had went haywire.

He's on antibiotics for 4 weeks and will be able to leave tommorow afternoon, he's been in hospital for the last 3 days. He's like me, he can't feel or *** with condoms and hates them, but I told him he has to consider that, that piece of rubber can potentially save his life.

Always wear ya rubbers! I will be taking my own advice. :up:
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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The Bad Ass Canadian

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Pretty sure Epididymitis isn't an STD, but an infection that can develop down there and you can't transmit it to someone else. I had it many years ago and it was brutally painful. No swelling, but insane amounts of crippling pain on my left testicle where the little tube connects to the actual nut.

I'd have moments of "tears rolling down"and not being able to barely move. Antibiotics were the cure.
 

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The Bad Ass Canadian said:
Pretty sure Epididymitis isn't an STD.
Yeah, Epididymitis isn't an STD itself, but is caused by STD's from inflammation. It was his left nut too, why is it always the left nut LOL? Where you in the surgical ward? Because he was admitted to the ''Surgical'' ward, I was thinking, why would they admit him to the surgical ward if it's just antibiotics to cure the problem? He had tubes in his arms and stayed for a little less than a week, surely, to recieve antibiotics would not mean you must stay in hospital for a week with tubes in your arm? Unless he's not telling me something.
 

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Well, I'm sure STDs probably could cause it, but in my case it wasn't. It just was an infection. I have no idea why he'd be in hospital with tubes in his arms. Sounds like a bit much, so either it's a severe case or there's more to it.
 

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They can push the doses harder and get it into the blood faster by IV than by mouth. IF I have a patient with a bad abcessed tooth, If it doesn't respont to oral,they end up in the hospital for a week of antibiotics
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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