"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Just met an other pathetic white knight in armor at the club

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The sadness of such guys is really sad itself, they range between ridicolousness and plain annoyment.

Was sitting at the sofa with a girl which I know from the club, some kind of friend but once in a while we make out especially when we drink, so I had my hands on her boobs and she has her on my neck pretending to choke me.

At some point I dont remember exactly what I tell her but something a$$ to mouth related while looking at her and out of nowhere this fvcker comes and with a serious "chivalrous" look asks her if I was molesting her :crackup:

She laughts and says that its ok and no one is harassing anyone, then he again asks if "she is sure", so I calmly and in a relaxed way tell him that we were kinda busy and his "service may be required somewhere else" (a lil bit of sarcasm).

So he gets mad and kick my feet (not to harm just to provoke) while I was still comfortably sitting there, despite his size much bigger than mine and the heart beating which increased after that I started laughting like an idiot probably due to the alchool and I tell him that it was very sad to go bother other people due to not getting any by yourself and the girl with me starts laughting as well and then tells him again that theres no problem that he can go.

So he shows this really bvtthurt face at her and killer eyes to me while still standing there, so I kiss the girl again only to stop and blink at him which leaves even more pissed off.

So he left and stayed at the bar looking at us with this weird face, when we left the club I saw him in a corner with the bouncers shouting at him, he probably pissed off someone less laid back than me.

Now he is probably reading this thread or creating one about a guy who amoged him with a girl which seeked his help...
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I don't blame him for coming up, you sound immature grabbing a women breast and then the girl pretending to choke you? what kind of **** is that? Both of you have problems, and the girl your with is no lady, you both look pathetic.
 

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Smok1nAce said:
I don't blame him for coming up, you sound immature grabbing a women breast and then the girl pretending to choke you? what kind of **** is that? Both of you have problems, and the girl your with is no lady, you both look pathetic.
So why the bouncers were screaming at you in a corner while we left?
 

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Smok1nAce said:
I don't blame him for coming up, you sound immature grabbing a women breast and then the girl pretending to choke you? what kind of **** is that? Both of you have problems, and the girl your with is no lady, you both look pathetic.
Sounds like they were joking around, I don't think the guy did any harm in asking how she was , but when he heard there was no problem he should have just manned up laughed about it and left .
 
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