Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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Jade Mason Wong, crap drivers on I-95

sevbucmash

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No turn signals, in and out of left most lane, then passing on right most lane, and all the while not getting ahead of anyone. Eventually she took express lane, but only when it was free. She skipped 4 express lane entrances because they were paid. WTF kind of driver is that I thought, with truck all red and jade mason wong written all over it. Upon looking it up, it's a girl.

Now the obvious question is would you bone her?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I must be either really bored or desperate to be pursuing a woman with a tattoo between her breasts.

I'm sure some guys here are into tattoos, but like all my posts, this is just my opinion.
 

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