"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Ripper

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I stopped last week for about 10 days and noticed increased muscle mass. This down to the testosterone?
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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lordson

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you noticed an increase in muscle mass in TEN days?

to answer your question, your mistaken if you think you would have gained a noticable amount of msucle in just over a week, and no.
 

mikeyb

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Is that increased "muscle" mass in the crotch area by any chance?? :whistle:
 

Cry For Love

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Is this another troll like the "help me my c0ck is too big" thread? :crazy:
Anyway i have noticed that my balls tend to get bigger when keeping the load in for extended periods. Maybe you have kept it for so long that it is now accumulating into muscles?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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New2Town

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Jerk off with a 5-pound weight attached to your wrist. Gain muscle while blowing your load.
 

Fuglydude

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New2Town said:
Jerk off with a 5-pound weight attached to your wrist. Gain muscle while blowing your load.
and don't forget to change hands! :D
 

yep

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LoL....he prolly just experienced a more masculine feel due to the fact that his libidio was going crazy. Hell when i popped those test pills i thought i was superman...rather "felt" like i was. Although the weights dont lie xD
 
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