"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FlyBoyFoy said:
Hey I know!!! I'll get a shirt made that says "Drug Dealer", then I'll get all the attention from hott byiotches and don't have to spend one dime. Cause hey impersonating a cop is easy, a drug dealer takes a lil' more tact. Hey is it easier to get women as a cop or drug dealer??? Careful with you're replies gentlemen, for I am now prompted to reconsider my career options...
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Most girls who date drug dealers and usually in it for the free goods.
Hence if you want some coke head, or crack whor*, enjoy yourself.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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edger said:
You guys all say that dressing up(wearing suits, etc.) gets you more noticed by chicks, but not me, not in my experience at all. I used to think, "If I wear this suit, I'm gonna get noticed by tons of hot women". Oh no. Was I wrong. And I'm also a well above average looking guy.
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About the only time I get IOIs is when I'm dressed-up, either in a business suit or snazzy casual clothes, or if I'm in a position of authority, which doesn't happen too often.
 
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