Its in my nature???

[Black_Italian]

So the other night im out at a high class club. It’s a Saturday night and its so f**king cold that my balls shrunk up to the size of peas. So you can imagine all these people wearing jackets pack into a club get HOT and take off there jackets and were do they end up?. The floor was literally fabric and fur and im walking around all of a sudden some b***h pushes me I turn around and SURPISE my exs friend.

Her: "You stepped on my jacket"

Me: "Did I?" pause "well ill tell you what ill make it up to you by letting you dance with me"

Her: "Im not going to f**k you Nick so stop trying"

Me: "Oh and I was looking forward to it” (Sarcastically)

Hold out my hand do my half smile thing (use know the half smile)

Me: “You won’t get a better offer than me tonight “ (she is f**king hot she could have half the guys in the club)

3 hours later im at her place

So after we f**k im about to leave (Had to be home had a wedding on Sunday afternoon)
She says:

(this is the part im asking about)

Her: “You know the story about the frog and the scorpion?”

Me: “What story?”

Her: “A scorpion and a frog meet on the bank of a stream and the scorpion asks the frog to carry him across on its back. The frog being a friendly creature said “ok BUT give me your word you won’t hurt me” the scorpion agrees and the frog says “jump on my back”. The frog and scorpion make it to the other side, the scorpion crawls of the frogs back and right away he stings the frog. The frog looks at the scorpion and utters out “WHY?” the scorpion says “it’s in my nature”

She looks at me

Me: “Get to the f**king point”

Her: “You’re a scorpion”

Closes the door

What do you guys think that she meant when she called me a scorpian?

 

[Black_Italian]

Wow now that’s got to f**k with your head. Im inhumane, the scary thing is I don’t necessarily disagree with her

 

[Visceral]

She's probably just complaining (in ********) that you're a man that she can't push around or use.

Since you went from fighting with her to fvcking her in 3 hours, she knows that she's powerless against you, and is trying to break your will by attacking your sense of ethics.

She's trying to manipulate you with a guilt-trip.

She also feels bad about sleeping with a man she either dislikes or just has no real interest in, so she's taking it out on you.

 

[drZaius09]

She's a Wh0re, who f*cking cares what she thinks.

 

[italostud]

Originally posted by Visceral
She's probably just complaining (in ********) that you're a man that she can't push around or use.

Since you went from fighting with her to fvcking her in 3 hours, she knows that she's powerless against you, and is trying to break your will by attacking your sense of ethics.

She's trying to manipulate you with a guilt-trip.

Exactly. I think you really pulled off a nice one that night. Cudos! Like the above poster said, she's probably just jealous/insecure because she senses great self control and confidence in you. What do jealous people do? Try to bring you down, in this case it was a pretty crappy attempt. I'd be happy to be called the scorpion! In fact, I'd probably tattoo it on my groin or something and make it my new nickname.

 

[Black_Italian]

I understand now. Its just no girl has ever called me a scorpian Not that i mind lol

 

[IM0001]

hmm

If she were evil she could have had an STD and said u were the frog... but since she didnt then i guess the others summed it up better.