"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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It's awkward being tall sometimes

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Average height in the Netherlands is 6', rising at a rate of 1" every ten years.

Dutch overlords in fifty years? I didn't see that coming.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Originally posted by mroriginal
thats because you live in ITALY!! !:rolleyes: I dont know how tall everyone is their, but every country is diferent I think, In the U.S the average height is 5'9
italians are usually shorter than americans...
a girl i know that lives in america says her boyfriend is short... and he's 5'8 and a half... if 5'9 were the average, half a inch less wouldn't be short...
 

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if italians are shorter than why do you say the average height over there is 5'11-6'0 ?

btw My mom side of the family is sicilian and two of her brothers are 5'6,5'5 shes 5'4, my moms granparents are short as well, I dont know about the entire country of italy though, but sicilians are short lol!.
 
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Originally posted by mroriginal
if italians are shorter than why do you say the average height over there is 5'11-6'0 ?
because it is... my younger brother is 6'0 even and he's perfectly average in his junior class... i'm 5'9 and i'm the shortest one in my senior...
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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