"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is this odd?

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DJ McBuster

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Every chick I bone these days or try to bone wants to be some kinda nurse or something like that? Does this mean anything? I mean I would'nt care but it seems like 90% of the chicks I chase are into health related careers.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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You can't be serious?

Yes, you were so good in bed that they decided to dedicate their life to help other people. You my sir are a GOD among us mortals.
 
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ethnomethodologist

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Well them being in health related careers might have something to do with it.

It may also have something to do with the questions you ask of them... Are you asking them what caeer path you should take?
 
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