"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is this girl for real?

G Rambo34

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I've been friends with this girl since like 7th grade. shes a year younger than me. shes in her last year of high school. for the past year shes been sending me these text messages saying how she wants to "f**k me", basically putting it out there that she claimed she wants to have sex with me. shes been doing it on and off. the first time she started doing it was a year ago, when i was dating one of her friends. when i broke up with her friend, she was still sending me those sexual texts. i didnt see her all summer and last night she saw me at an event and apologized for being "bipolar" with the communication and proceeded to request to "fuc* me" once again. i played it cool, said i was busy. then she said to come meet her at a local hangout. i said i couldnt and we texted alittle more. she wants to hang out today. but what im not so sure about is, does she actually want me or do girls d?o this alot? what does it mean when girls put out there their intrest for you
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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TheCommonreactor

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i would say: GET THE F*CK OUT OF THERE! that chicks crazy and probs has STDs, i seriously suggest telling her your not interested and then you should find a girl whose not a sex fiend lol
 
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