"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Is it possible to take someone who's stronger than you?

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Viper

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Yeah, well, there's this dude who goes by the name of Tony at my school who likes to talk ****, make fun of my voice and punches me in the face if he hears me say anything bad about him and then when I get ready to fight, that faggot runs away. I'm definitely thinking about fighting this guy, but there's one problem, I don't think that I'm as strong as him. Not only would fighting him make me regain my image as tough guy and give people a better image of me, but that dumb ass, **** talker Tony would know his place. I don't expect for the fight to get too serious, I'm basically planning on fighting this guy in the middle of the hallway at the end of school, beat his ass a little and eventually someone will break it up or I'll just end it eventually. But yeah, is there anyway to beat a guy who's shorter but stronger than you?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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PiHiPlaya

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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
 

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"He runs away"....he is scared to fight you man. I dont normally enodrse fighting but ive read your posts and you need to regain your confidence and status asap MAN! Even if he is stronger..he is intimidated which gives you the better advantage. In a huge class like before it starts or in the cafterria when its all quiet...I would stand up and demand everyones attention. Stand on a table and point at him and call him out. Set a time to fight liek after school so ur dumbass doesnt get suspended. I suggest calling him out in front of tons of people because it will get the school talking and if you beat him your rep will skyrocket. He will be scared ****less man............beat his ass!

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Fightings bad mkay.

Plus when you fight someone it shows how big of a p*ssy you are :)
 
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