"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Iran Letter: 165,000+ Sign Petition to Prosecute GOP Senators for Treason

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Your whole post about Reagan is one large red herring GayJay/FatalGay.

You jump into the Wayback Machine to dredge up Ronald Reagan.

Like I said earlier, you get your liberal wet nurse panties all bunched up over a letter. But you were just fine when Nancy Pelosi traveled to Syria to meet with Bashir Assad while the Bush White House was sanctioning Assad and Syria for human rights violations. This is when your precious democrats were calling Assad 'a reformer' despite clear evidence that he was murdering his countrymen by the thousands. Assad has now 'reformed' more than 200,000 of his citizens.

You are nothing but a lefty apologist shill and no better than your right-wing opposites.
 
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