"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Interview with a Liberal SJW Feminist

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1) Do you consider yourself to be someone who supports women?
Yes, I believe that women are special snowflakes who are each perfect creatures, whether they are illegal aliens with four kids who refuse to learn our language or assimilate, single moms who intentionally abuse the welfare system, or women who support radical Islam, they deserve to live the American Dream even if it means getting $65,000 per year each in welfare, even if their children have lice and are unvaccinated.

2) Have you ever gone to a strip club?
What? And catch a disease? Those dirty, evil little ho bags only care about one thing - your wallet. That's all they want. I would never give a penny to those women.

3) Do you feel as though you support black people?
Yes, I believe that nobody should be judged by the color of their skin except white, racist bigots.

4) When was the last time you directly did business with a black person?
What? I don't smoke crack. They are a bunch of drug dealers (clutching pearls).

As you can see, Liberals only pretend to be generous toward women and black people. In reality, they never give a penny out of pocket, and resent your ability to support the people you choose to. This is called Virtue Signalling (acting like you are being interviewed on NPR, and then clearing your throat and hucking a louie). This is what they call "Society".

Liberals aren't generous toward other people. They want to force YOU to be, and (even when they are on the receiving end) say that YOU are racist and sexist! Conservatives are much more generous in reality, they just want to choose who gets their money.
 
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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