"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Interesting tv jewelry store commercial: Woman says" I want to get rid of some bad memories"

purple haze

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Hi, there was an interesting ad on tv in my area for a local jewelry store. An older, nice looking woman comes on and says "I want to get rid of some bad memories." She talks about going to this jewelry store to trade in some valuable jewelry for cash.

I can only presume it was her ex-husband or an ex-boyfriend who gave her that jewelry with love, devotion, for a lifetime.

She calls that man "a bad memory." I bet she's glad to pocket all that cash. It'll come in handy.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Dingo

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Nothing wrong with that. Why hold on to bad memories ?.... Afterward a while jewelry loses its emotional value and can become a commodity. Sell it... trade it and buy something they/you may need.
 
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